Ads that get right on your tits

[Portland]

any, any, any, any...

There also seems to be a new we rip you off for your gold ad every day

[Tmuk]

My mate said his girlfriend was mumbing 'we buy any car...dot com...' in her sleep the other night. That's the thing about irritating jingles - they really work.

[RiK]

Long ago for the "fun value" I wanted to learn to use and have one of those old fashioned barber knife razors.

Now that's really cool and they shave incredibly well !

Well yeah, but you never actually shave!

[adam]

apparently apprentice barbers used to practice their razor technique on balloons covered in shaving foam

[Alarm]

Recently saw an advert with people in penguin fursuits, trying to sell cars, or something. It was odd and not endearing at all. Haven't seen it enough to perhaps warrant this post, but be warned, it is out there...

[gilesgoat]

Long ago for the "fun value" I wanted to learn to use and have one of those old fashioned barber knife razors.

Now that's really cool and they shave incredibly well !

Well yeah, but you never actually shave!

I do, as less as possible, having a sensitive skin if I shave only when absolutely necessary.

[sack]

This one got the geek in me... some homestore digital channel crap advert for a 'scientific breakthrough for people who want to get fit whilst doing fuck all'. To hammer the science home you want something very sciency and technical on screen right?

How about a chunk of C or C++ code?

maybe something like this (not exactly this because I can't remember it, but the outline is roughly this):

bool boolean;

switch(boolean)
{
case TRUE:
<something>
BREAK;
case FALSE:
<something else>
BREAK;
DEFAULT:
<something completely different>
BREAK;
}

yup... That looks very scientific and shows the great minds behind the product....

[merman]

The Glade advert with "It's THAT clever". Go somewhere else with your strange emphasis on words, you hideous troll with your sweet-smelling house.

[guythp]

The Glade advert with "It's THAT clever". Go somewhere else with your strange emphasis on words, you hideous troll with your sweet-smelling house.

Yes, I thought it odd; referring to a device that, once it detects movement and sprays, doesn't spray for a set amount of time.. It's not really clever, is it? 'THAT' or otherwise. And it's a sad fucking day in your household when, AT A SOCIAL EVENT, you're discussing air fresheners (I see that 'mood light' ones lasted as long as I thought they would - not very).. More people need to complain to the advertising standards about ads that are just complete balls, such as that one... I saw a similar one the other day that just made no sense, can't remember what it was for though (ha ha advertisers, you fail!).

[Mark]

The Glade advert with "It's THAT clever". Go somewhere else with your strange emphasis on words, you hideous troll with your sweet-smelling house.

Yes, I thought it odd; referring to a device that, once it detects movement and sprays, doesn't spray for a set amount of time.. It's not really clever, is it? 'THAT' or otherwise.

Not keen on these buggers.

"Oh it's you again is it?"

Squirt!

"That's removed your foul stench, you stinky git."

[Truder]

The Glade advert with "It's THAT clever". Go somewhere else with your strange emphasis on words, you hideous troll with your sweet-smelling house.

Yes, I thought it odd; referring to a device that, once it detects movement and sprays, doesn't spray for a set amount of time.. It's not really clever, is it? 'THAT' or otherwise.

Not keen on these buggers.

"Oh it's you again is it?"

Squirt!

"That's removed your foul stench, you stinky git."

Thats reminded me of the Glade Touch and Go advert. The one with the kid who has some bad smelling excrement... "I want to go do a poo at pauls!". I bet the mother was thinking "Yeah, you do a poo at pauls, you make it bloody stink here you smelly little rotter!".

[Fuseball]

Caught myself singing "Autoglass repair, autoglass replace!" in the shower the other day. Thankfully all I had were expensively marketed multi-bladed razors to hand so no harm done.

[Ratsoap]

"It's time to get all Christmassy"

NO IT CUNTING ISN'T!

[Sir_LANs-a-lot]

"It's time to get all Christmassy"

NO IT CUNTING ISN'T!

That's exactly what I said

FFS We're barely into October!

[Alarm]

Oh joy. A new 'annoying fat singer' advert (no, not a promo for Robbie Williams' new album).