Ads that get right on your tits

[RiK]

"It's time to get all Christmassy"

NO IT CUNTING ISN'T!

Went for a meal with Kel last Friday down in Bristol. On our way to the Restaurant we walked past Hollywood Bowl, which had fucking Christmas trees right by the front door.

[carolen]

I see that both DFS and Argos now have Christmas ads running on TV

[Flabio]

The coke cans in our office fridge now have Santa on them.

[Dungeon-Dave]

That windows 7 advert - having members of the public taking credit for "new features" implemented in Win7 thanks to their demands - is getting on my moobs slightly. Kinda like someone explaining how some new "car alarm thingy" has been added to their new Nissan Micra in response to their demands for a safer driving experience.

It won't be long before someone does a pisstake of it.. "I want a better way of launching apps, like the Mac has - and Microsoft ripped off their idea for me. I'm a PC and I'm smugly believing this feature has been solely added for my benefit only..."

[merman]

I see that both DFS and Argos now have Christmas ads running on TV

I can't stand the fact you now have to have Christmas-themed air fresheners too...

[Orava]

I see that both DFS and Argos now have Christmas ads running on TV

I can't stand the fact you now have to have Christmas-themed air fresheners too...

? What is an air freshener?

[Cloudane]

It's a thing that makes kids want to poo in Paul's house.

[bumblebee]

A Grand Theft Auto commercial on XFM suggesting that a player will experience some of the "things that made America great", namely organizing gangs and driving like a sociopath. If their targeting and concept are correct, I don't want to think about what's the reasoning level of their customers.

[piku]

The windows ads are kind of annoying, but not quite as bad as the horrendous Febreze ones. We'll ignore the concept that dirt can be removed simply by squirting it with things and move right onto the actual ad itself...

It's that one where the mother goes into her teenage son's room and remarks "it really stinks in here" "you've got to wash the whole room!", and says it with such utter disgust it leaves you waiting for the "and if it's not done by teatime your father's going to give you such a beating". She sounds like one of those mothers who's never happy with anything. To solve this evident stench of rotting teenager she whips out a bottle and doesn't spray it on anything, it's more squirted around the air a bit.

Then some other teenagers come in and their first, immediate comment is on how fresh the room smells!

Teenagers do not do this.

[adam]

they might pinch the air freshner later to disguise the scent of them smoking a skunk though

[gilesgoat]

The coke cans in our office fridge now have Santa on them.

.. but my Martini is still dry ..

[Dungeon-Dave]

If their targeting and concept are correct, I don't want to think about what's the reasoning level of their customers.

About this level: http://notalwaysright.com/?s=gta

[OX mkII]

The windows ads are kind of annoying, but not quite as bad as the horrendous Febreze ones. We'll ignore the concept that dirt can be removed simply by squirting it with things and move right onto the actual ad itself...

It's that one where the mother goes into her teenage son's room and remarks "it really stinks in here" "you've got to wash the whole room!", and says it with such utter disgust it leaves you waiting for the "and if it's not done by teatime your father's going to give you such a beating". She sounds like one of those mothers who's never happy with anything. To solve this evident stench of rotting teenager she whips out a bottle and doesn't spray it on anything, it's more squirted around the air a bit.

Then some other teenagers come in and their first, immediate comment is on how fresh the room smells!

Teenagers do not do this.

Obviously top parenting - letting young billy lie in his foist pit all day wanking

[guythp]

.....Can we not just rename this thread "Ads get on my tits"? It's a little 'thread of rage' for me as it is.

[Orava]

It's that one where the mother goes into her teenage son's room and remarks "it really stinks in here" "you've got to wash the whole room!", and says it with such utter disgust

Well, children up until puberty do not smell much. Teenage boys however stink like tomcats, all those pheromones make a big stink. Probably a signal for the parents to kick the young adult out into the world.