Ads that get right on your tits

[Yak]

Don't forget those special pads to prevent ladies from pissing on their camels.

[dom]

If their targeting and concept are correct, I don't want to think about what's the reasoning level of their customers.

About this level: http://notalwaysright.com/?s=gta

I tried to convince her otherwise, but in the end she ended up buying GTA for her kid.

So the shop broke the law by knowingly selling a game which was going to be played by someone under age.

[Gorecki]

I tried to convince her otherwise, but in the end she ended up buying GTA for her kid.

So the shop broke the law by knowingly selling a game which was going to be played by someone under age.

No. Shops are in no way responsible for whether or not a parent allows their children to view 18 rated games/films as it is entirely legal for parents to allow their children to view said material.

[Flabio]

Also it's not illegal in the states anyway because the ESRB rating is not legally enforceable. Tis a guideline only.

[fraggle]

We have a company here in Orlando that drives everyone nuts with their commercials. Their radio ads even make you turn the radio off as they just repeat the same sentence 10 times, literally, and then end the ad with their phone number repeated at least 7 times. It's a form of brainwashing.

Here's one of their TV commercials for your delectation.

[piku]

We have a company here in Orlando that drives everyone nuts with their commercials. Their radio ads even make you turn the radio off as they just repeat the same sentence 10 times, literally, and then end the ad with their phone number repeated at least 7 times. It's a form of brainwashing.

Here's one of their TV commercials for your delectation.

What was he trying to sell me? I didn't understand the advert.

Then again, get with the program America and stop using those inefficient top-loading washing machines with the rather sad agitator thing in the middle. Really, it's not 1920 any more

In other news, I now find the Postal Gold advert with scary Gollum kind of amusing. Just stop listening to the bloke and instead watch all the crazy faces he pulls

[betamax]

So, we can admit we are a bit bored with advertisers carpet-bombing our senses with insults to or collective intelligence?

And yes. It's STILL not christmas yet. Noone needs to be reminded of Christmas. We all know. FUCK. OFF.

[Yak]

do people really buy sofas because it's going to be Christmas? I only wonder because the telly is full of Christmas-mentioning ads for sofas, sometimes three or four on the trot. Seems bizarre to me because the thing that would incline me to buy a new sofa would be irreparable damage to or terminal wear of the old one rather than any specific time of year. Also anyone with two neurons to rub together must surely realise that if people are advertising to try and get you to buy something in time for event $x, then said something is likely to be much cheaper *after* event $x, so it makes sense to wait a bit.

[Bane]

here is an ad that got on my tits bare in mind that i haven't read all 12 pages

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[merman]

do people really buy sofas because it's going to be Christmas? I only wonder because the telly is full of Christmas-mentioning ads for sofas, sometimes three or four on the trot. Seems bizarre to me because the thing that would incline me to buy a new sofa would be irreparable damage to or terminal wear of the old one rather than any specific time of year. Also anyone with two neurons to rub together must surely realise that if people are advertising to try and get you to buy something in time for event $x, then said something is likely to be much cheaper *after* event $x, so it makes sense to wait a bit.

The logic goes that you are inviting lots of people round to your house for Christmas, so you want it look its best... and then you notice the tatty old sofa and think about replacing it. By jove, there just happens to be an ad for one of those discount sofa places on the TV, GUARANTEEING delivery in time for Christmas.

[Bane]

here is an ad that got on my tits bare in mind that i haven't read all 12 pages

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the ad is telling me 2 things 1. all scots ware jimmy hats and 2. that all Scottish people are dipsticks (idiots).

and here is a flash game whare you have to do cold calling and yes these guys get on me tits also

http://games.adultswim.com/fantasy-tele ... -game.html

this is the edited version of what i was posting took too long to edit it sorry for dbl post

[venusian]

my tits bare in mind

Your tits aren't bare in my mind, mate.

[piku]

my tits bare in mind

Your tits aren't bare in my mind, mate.

They are in mine!

The Injurylawyers4u ad is currently the most irritating ad I've seen, where some cretin defines what "injury" is, what a "lawyer" is and how they will recover all the expenses "for you". Leeches like that need to have "accidents" at work, possibly involving "trips or falls" off large buildings, or slip on water while carrying six boxes of lead while wearing high-heel shoes.

[Dungeon-Dave]

Somewhere, on the internet, is a photo of Bane's tits.

Even though I was there when it was taken, viewing it for a second time on someone's photoalbum made my gateway shudder in disbelief.

Someone fetch the Banebleach....

The Injurylawyers4u ad is currently the most irritating ad I've seen

Seen the parody (Armstrong & Miller?) - summed it up quite nicely.

[Bane]

i could post another picture of my tits if everyone is so fond in seeing them and i wont charge for the privilege