Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

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(o)(o) wrote:Sounds like proven science to me. Have you any evidence otherwise?
I understand that the relationship between diet and semen flavour is indeed well-proven.
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Sounds awesome.
You'd never have to spend money on sweets again... Simple blow yer milk on a Brussel Sprout and you've got a gob stopper. Spaghetti becomes strawberry bootlace.. A simple flannel transformed into a hard wearing tangy membrane.
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Chuffmeister wrote:Sounds awesome.
You'd never have to spend money on sweets again... Simple blow yer milk on a Brussel Sprout and you've got a gob stopper. Spaghetti becomes strawberry bootlace.. A simple flannel transformed into a hard wearing tangy membrane.
Eliminate odd socks by eating them!
Or for those special occasions just spunk on a box of Thortons
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Hello Beloved,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium.

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Ali Jafar, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe if i have a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, England and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I can not do this my self any more. I once asked members of family to distribute some money last year to charitable organizations but they betrayed me, i can't trust them any more.

I want you to help me collect some deposit and dispatch it to charitable organizations and let them know that it is I Ali Jafar that is making this generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed in England where I wait for my time to come. If you are interested to help me i will give you more information about this like the amount that i deposited in the bank and the location.

Note that you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the charity organizations. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart God be with you.

If you can help respond back to me on my private email: alijafar_02@centrum.cz
Regards. Ali Jafar.
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stealthbanana wrote:
Hello Beloved,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium.

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Ali Jafar, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe if i have a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, England and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I can not do this my self any more. I once asked members of family to distribute some money last year to charitable organizations but they betrayed me, i can't trust them any more.

I want you to help me collect some deposit and dispatch it to charitable organizations and let them know that it is I Ali Jafar that is making this generous donation.

I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed in England where I wait for my time to come. If you are interested to help me i will give you more information about this like the amount that i deposited in the bank and the location.

Note that you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the charity organizations. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart God be with you.

If you can help respond back to me on my private email: alijafar_02@centrum.cz
Regards. Ali Jafar.
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Spam subject line wrote: - NameVariable – you're check for 1200 Euro has arrived!
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Oh yes, an email very nearly from Mr Ban Ki motherfucking Moon, fo' shiz.

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Also a first; typing "bomb AND womb" into a search bar.
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WTF? Mafia? Certificate? Statues? RED DISK OMG!?

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I am Rev.OMATTA KEN. a computer scientist working with the central bank of Nigeria. I just started work with C.B.N. and I came across your file which was marked X and your released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that you have paid VIRTUALLY all fees and but the fund was not released to you.

The most annoying thing is that they won't tell you the truth that on no account will they ever release the fund to you, instead they allow you spend money unnecessarily, I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can certify me of my security.

I needed to do this because you need to know the statues of your Funds and cause for the delay, Please this is like a Mafia setting in Nigeria, you may not understand it because you are not a Nigerian. The only thing needed to release this fund is the Anti drug/terrorist clearance certificate which will be tendered to any of your nominated bank and the INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE (IRS) for clearance of the transferred amount in your account.

Once the Anti drug /terrorist clearance certificate is obtained funds will immediately reflect in your bank within the next 3hours, the certificate is all that is needed to complete this transaction.

Note that the actual funds are valued at $15.5 MILLION USD and the president made a compensation fund release for all unpaid beneficiary valued at $10 million usd.

Listed below are the mafias and banks behind the non release of your funds that I managed to sneak out for your kind perusal.
 
1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Senator David Mark
3) Chief Joseph Sanusi
4) Dr. R. Rasheed
5) Barrister Awele Ugorji
6) Mr. Roland Ngwa
7) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
8) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
9) Dr. Patrick Aziza
Deputy Governor - Policy / Board Member
10) Mr. Tunde Lemon
Deputy Governor - Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
11) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor - Corporate Services / Board Members
12) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
13) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
14) Barr Jacob Onyema
15) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
16) Mr. John Collins: Global Diplomat Director.
17) Foreign fund diplomatic courier
18) Barr. Becky Owens
19) Rev. Steven Jones
20) Bank of Africa
21) Mrs. Debbie Hargrove
22) Mr. Michael Wagner
23) Barr. Isa Farid
24) Dr. Raymond Faye< /i>
25) Ibraheem Fashola
26) Dr. Leslie Fawaz
27) Mercy Fajaroo
28) Walter K. Falana
29) Azeez Fatou
30) Ibrahim Fabumi
31) Daniel Faras
32) Michael Faras
33) Minassa Fernandez
34) Viresh Fernando
35) Deacon Diende Fernandez
36) Ben Felix
37) Dr. Ige Femi
38) Chen Hsiu Fei
39) Gloria Festus
40) Lopez Fernando
41) Aloye Fidelis
42) Augusto Fish
43) Dr. Raymond Fingesi
44) Dr. Martin Fibu
45) Joseph Finn
46) Ogom Fidelis
47) Jennifer H. Fiedler
48) Dr. Jimmy Fowler
49) Robert Fortin
50) Dr. Sharon Forrest
51) Prince Michael Fofano
52) Sarah Fofano
53) Tony Foster
54) Dr. Koman Fofar
55) Samuel Fona
56) Grace Fona
57) Funmi Folorunso
58) Mike Franklin
59) Egbo Francois
60) George Freeman
 
Do get in touch with me immediately with my direct number +234-807 558 6353 to conclude this final transaction immediately, and also send to me your convenient tel/fax numbers for easy communications.
 
Regards,
Rev.OMATTA KEN.
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Latest one I received:

Germany shows Portugal the strength with an extra inch.

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i like augusto fish on that list of mafias
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Subject: I am confused again.Who is Gary JC, your brother
From: "Pascal Odegboe" <mailofficeefc88@yahoo.es>
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From the Desk of Dr. Ronal Aboki
Operational Director General
Foreign Payment Officer
Tel: +229-99972411
E-mail:(money.gram0@qatar.io) Dear Esteemed customer,

I am confused again.Who is Gary JC, your brother. He just emailed me your power of attorney stating that your total entitlement shall be wired to his account as your next of kin.

He made it clear to us that you are dead and have left all your Title on his care as your next of kin. He told me that this funds will help him take care of your children.

Why...Why did you do this without my knowledged. I wish you were alive..He gave me his bank account in OAKLAND USA and CALIFORNIA to split this funds for him. He will pay any fee involved.

It is not possible for me to do that without hearing from you..
I am crying...after you have suffered for years to get this funds,,,loose it at the last minute...God forbid.

Please, call me or email if you are alife...Urgent before it
Yours in service.
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