Ads that get right on your tits
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The envirofone ads! They've taken the most annoying guy from an advert of annoying people (the 'wonga' guy) and given him his own fucking advert!
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Good grief. Give your child yet more processed-to-hell-and-back rubbish. Creepy child, too.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
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That Co-op advert that suggests you just buy what you need, when you need it (presumably you don't store things in cupboards). So, instead of the weekly shop, you pop off to the Co-op several times a week? No thanks.
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Won't anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeeee
An advert to...
LOOOOOOOOOATHE

(confused.com)
An advert to...
(confused.com)
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Cloudane wrote:Won't anybody find meeeeeeeeeeeeee
An advert to...
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LOOOOOOOOOATHE
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(confused.com)
Now if it had been match.com or one of the other dating sites using that song, I would have understood it... but it just doesn't fit with confused.com.
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Jeez, months relatively irritation free and then two adverts creep me out in the space of a week.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
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The new Honda ad. Now with 275% added pretentiousness.

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Posting something good in there it's been quite a postive WTF ?!?!!?? moment when I first saw that ad ".. fruits .. ah aaaah .. saviour of the universe ... " with Brian Blessed in the end
On the other side I really HATE that one of Confused.com
On the other side I really HATE that one of Confused.com
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OTOH I didn't see it at first, just (mis)heard it in the background and thought it was an advert for Boots... (can't help wishing they'd thought of it first)gilesgoat wrote:Posting something good in there it's been quite a postive WTF ?!?!!?? moment when I first saw that ad ".. fruits .. ah aaaah .. saviour of the universe ... " with Brian Blessed in the end![]()
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Plus points for that advert for the use of Brian Blessed! 
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I think I dislike the Jammy/Toffee Dodgers ad. It might be genius, I can't decide...
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I'll tell you what is genius, that advert where the kid is dressed up as Darth Vader. 
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I saw an advert on tv last week where the 'advert lady' said "I work as a swimming instructor and the water dries my skin". Just how far through the looking glass have we gone when advertisers can claim that water as had a drying effect?
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If you'd be in SEA water that's true, by osmosis water would be sucked out of your cells, in fact logs in sea water becomes lighter and lighter until they get like sponges.Gorecki wrote:I saw an advert on tv last week where the 'advert lady' said "I work as a swimming instructor and the water dries my skin". Just how far through the looking glass have we gone when advertisers can claim that water as had a drying effect?
Of course the process stops once the amount of salt in your cells is equal to the one in the sea by that time you'd be quite long dead.
But .. in swimming pool water .. well .. there's probably more salt in you than in that water .. but there's also lot of chlorine .. not sure what effect this has ..
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Oh, I *love* that one!Col wrote:I'll tell you what is genius, that advert where the kid is dressed up as Darth Vader.
(Seems a feeble feature to try to sell a car on, though. "You can turn the lights on from the plip." Is that the most amazing thing they can find to say about it?)
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