Ads that get right on your tits

[carolen]

"People using your loo are secretly judging you" according to Harpic ATM

Fuck 'em.....

[guythp]

Absolutely! Fuck them whilst they're in your toilet and they can judge THAT. The cunts.

[Portland]

I don't judge secretly, I openly mock people for having knitted poodle arsewipe covers and the like.

If people complain about the selection of books, magazines and gameboy games available for use, screw em, they can go and shit in the canal instead.

[Governmentyard]

I've never understood the appeal of a "limited edition" food at McDonalds. If you like it, surely you'll want to keep buying it?

The 'M' and two or three of the American themed ones are very edible, and you get them for a week or two a year at most. Stupid.

Then there's burger king, where about half the time you can get a sizeable Angus-based burger with onion rings, nice sauce, chillis, that sort of thing in it, and the other half you cannot. Makes no sense. The quicker these places go subway and just have a list of ingredients the better. This is why I still eat at KFC when rich and starving and nowhere decent... Zinger tower burger - nice bit of chicken, spicy as fuck, crispy potatoey stuff in there as well... and you know you can always get one.

Tesco currently have limited edition fudge brownie flavoured milk, which is tentimes better than the choc, nana and strawbery flavours... and I've had to swear off it before I get used to it. FAIL.

[gilesgoat]

I've never understood the appeal of a "limited edition" food at McDonalds. If you like it, surely you'll want to keep buying it?

The 'M' and two or three of the American themed ones are very edible, and you get them for a week or two a year at most. Stupid.

Then there's burger king, where about half the time you can get a sizeable Angus-based burger with onion rings, nice sauce, chillis, that sort of thing in it, and the other half you cannot. Makes no sense. The quicker these places go subway and just have a list of ingredients the better. This is why I still eat at KFC when rich and starving and nowhere decent... Zinger tower burger - nice bit of chicken, spicy as fuck, crispy potatoey stuff in there as well... and you know you can always get one.

Tesco currently have limited edition fudge brownie flavoured milk, which is tentimes better than the choc, nana and strawbery flavours... and I've had to swear off it before I get used to it. FAIL.

... Mc Donalds .. Burger King .. KFC ...

FOOKING HELL !

Eat an honest Fish'n'chips

With mushy peas please ..

.. and a pickled egg ..

.. and a gurkin ( for the digestion ) ..

.. and a cup of tea ..

.. or just a quick fish cake ..

.. or a BLT ..

[Dio]

KFC is great. The biggest advantage is that it's hard to disguise anything else as a chicken drumstick, but it's bloody tasty too. Better than fish & chips.

[gilesgoat]

KFC is great. The biggest advantage is that it's hard to disguise anything else as a chicken drumstick, but it's bloody tasty too. Better than fish & chips.

( Proper ) Cornish pasty anytime ...

[Rhythm]

KFC is great. The biggest advantage is that it's hard to disguise anything else as a chicken drumstick, but it's bloody tasty too. Better than fish & chips.

Not sure about the "better than fish and chips" claim (at least not "proper" fish n chips, cooked northern style in ultra hot beef dripping) but KFC really is aces. It's a fast food that even genuine all-out foodies love too.

[Yak]

actually I quite fancy a KFC myself, it's been ages.

[Ratsoap]

KFC is ace, but seeing as my local one is only a few minutes walk away, I never go there. I really would become king of the bloaters.

[Yak]

ah my nearest one is right by Asda. And there's not a lot of Asdas in this part of Wales so that's 30 miles away.

Trouble is I have to drive past a totally awesome transport caff to get to it and I'd be tempted to go there instead

[Stone]

KFC is great. The biggest advantage is that it's hard to disguise anything else as a chicken drumstick, but it's bloody tasty too. Better than fish & chips.

Not sure about the "better than fish and chips" claim (at least not "proper" fish n chips, cooked northern style in ultra hot beef dripping) but KFC really is aces. It's a fast food that even genuine all-out foodies love too.

I would describe myself as a genuine all-out foodie and I fucking hate KFC Really my perfect fast food place would combine Burger King's burgers with MacD's chips, and a Wimpy milkshake. The rest of the time I pick BK and McD alternately...

Giles, gherkins for digestion, after a pickled egg?

Stone

[Yak]

I simply cannot understand why people queue up to go into the shitty McDonalds out near Morrisons when there is a burger van selling infinitely nicer burgers - frequently with an egg on top - just a few yards further down the hill towards the sheep food shop.

Adverts. I think that one with the stupid woman telling her stupid husband to tell the stupid rice that it has no additives before it'll come out of the stupid microwave is one of the daftest things I've ever seen. I mean, really, fuck off.

[Alarm]

Adverts. I think that one with the stupid woman telling her stupid husband to tell the stupid rice that it has no additives before it'll come out of the stupid microwave is one of the daftest things I've ever seen. I mean, really, fuck off.

She then needs him to speak to the dishwasher or washing machine. Is she scared or uncapable of speaking to inanimate objects, or does the man of the house have to do such things?

[Firefox]

I simply cannot understand why people queue up to go into the shitty McDonalds out near Morrisons when there is a burger van selling infinitely nicer burgers - frequently with an egg on top - just a few yards further down the hill towards the sheep food shop.

Whenever I'm in Brum I pop along to the farmer's market on New Street and grab an ostrich burger. Nomtastic!

(The farmer's market is displaced some time in the run up to Xmas by the German market, which is nice enough but sadly lacks ostrich burgers.)