Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[gumboot]

So you're in a friend's house, and you've pooed, and now it's stuck... how many times can you try to flush it, and what else can you try, before you have to give up and ask for help?

Answers ASAP!

Oh, and it's one of those weird American-style ones where it seems like you can't just pour a bucket of water straight in to push things through.

How the fuck do American toilets work, anyway?

[tufty]

What you do is you find an excuse to invite Meow round, skilfully keeping everyone away from the crapper before he arrives, and then blame him

[KlaxonCow]

You could ask your friend's father - who just happens to be a video blogger - to unblock the toilet for you and, thus, unintentionally broadcast your blockage issues for all of the Internet to see:

[CableTwitch]

Fuck me, how is this even a topic? And honestly, what the hell do you think a toilet is for, decoration? If you need a shit, you need a shit, and you take a shit. Would you stop your friends from using the toilet at your house if they needed it as well? What about at work? Or at your nans, or in a shopping centre.

Next you'll be asking if it's alright to have a beer in a pub, or if it's far more polite to just sit and look at the beer taps and the bottles in the fridge for a few hours...

[Baggypants]

Is the house on fire?

[RedOktober]

The whole argument is bogus: Of course you can poo at a friends house, because if you can't have a poo, then they're NOT YOUR FRIEND.

Simple.

[c64audio]

This thread is six years old, so if it was a human, it would be old enough to appreciate toilet humour by now...

[Whiteball]

and why do we say 'take a shit', surely we're going to leave it...

[gumboot]

and why do we say 'take a shit', surely we're going to leave it...

You know what they say. Take only pictures, leave only stool.

[Meow]

So you're in a friend's house, and you've pooed, and now it's stuck... how many times can you try to flush it, and what else can you try, before you have to give up and ask for help?

Answers ASAP!

Oh, and it's one of those weird American-style ones where it seems like you can't just pour a bucket of water straight in to push things through.

How the fuck do American toilets work, anyway?

You passed stools in small amounts and flush...If you did this, this would not will not happen. This why you don't do have a bowl movement around a friends house and why it considered impolite.

What you do is you find an excuse to invite Meow round, skilfully keeping everyone away from the crapper before he arrives, and then blame him

Ooh your so mean.

Fuck me, how is this even a topic? And honestly, what the hell do you think a toilet is for, decoration? If you need a shit, you need a shit, and you take a shit. Would you stop your friends from using the toilet at your house

For pee it's OK. Not a poo. That just not polite....Because the smells. The accidental pebble dash. Slight embarrassments. Taking too long..... Noises..... It's wrong and rude.....It's called manners.....You simple say I've got to go home.

[Jedburgh]

[CableTwitch]

For pee it's OK. Not a poo. That just not polite....Because the smells. The accidental pebble dash. Slight embarrassments. Taking too long..... Noises..... It's wrong and rude.....It's called manners.....You simple say I've got to go home.

Not at all. If you're worried that having a crap will result in bad smells, you make it known that it's a possibility, you open windows during, and you use any air freshener available afterwards. To deny someone an act of nature like that would is to be an utter cock. Everyone needs to shit, like everyone needs to breath. Only a germophobe or a complete twat would deny anyone the use of the toilet in a time of need. Quite frankly, it'd be even worse in terms of manners to deny someone the use of the facilities than let them use it.

And really, who doesn't know how to clean a toilet? If it's the aftermath you're worried about, you use the bogbrush to clean up afterwards. Simples.

[rowan]

Can you help me? I'm at home, I've invited friends round and I need a shit. Do I ask them to leave?

[Meow]

And really, who doesn't know how to clean a toilet? If it's the aftermath you're worried about, you use the bog brush to clean up afterwards. Simples.

It's not about that. It's just plain rude. Period. Out of respect I would leave. Regardless of the situation. Have some manners.

Can you help me? I'm at home, I've invited friends round and I need a shit. Do I ask them to leave?

No. I would wait or make up some excuse depending on the urgency. This where having on suite helps.

[Little stoned kiwi]

Having a poo doesn't have to be an anti-social experience.