Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[CableTwitch]

It's not about that. It's just plain rude. Period. Out of respect I would leave. Regardless of the situation. Have some manners.

No. I would wait or make up some excuse depending on the urgency. This where having on suite helps.

And this is where we see that most people wouldn't make a problem out of this, but you do. So basically, you're one person who finds it inappropriate but cannot see why anyone else would be ok with it, either being the one who has to do the business or the host.

Which means yes, you're nuts.

[gumboot]

And this is where we see that most people wouldn't make a problem out of this, but you do. So basically, you're one person who finds it inappropriate but cannot see why anyone else would be ok with it, either being the one who has to do the business or the host.

I wouldn't say that's altogether accurate. Several people have said they'd rather not, and some have cited other articles discussing it.

I side with whoever it was that said they'd prefer not to get into a situation where they find out that the toilet was particularly low-capacity or that it had a tricky flush or whatever, where they'd end up asking for instructions.

I can't say it comes up, much, though. Seems like something which can trivially be put aside for a moment when one is not with company... same as brushing your teeth. Unless you're staying a couple of days. In which case you'll be expected to brush your teeth.

[RiK]

For pee it's OK. Not a poo. That just not polite....Because the smells. The accidental pebble dash. Slight embarrassments. Taking too long..... Noises..... It's wrong and rude.....It's called manners.....You simple say I've got to go home.

It's called a perfectly normal bodily function and that's what the loo's for.

[Yak]

if you're in a friend's house and you need a poo then you have a poo.

Because they are your friend.

And the nature of friendship is not having to go "OMFG MANNERS!" all the time. It's being able to fart, burp, yes even have a poo and be relaxed because you're with your friends, and your friends aren't judging you for having normal human bodily functions.

If you're in someone's house and you're feeling weird about having a poo, then you're not in a friend's house.

Simple really.

[phattslagg]

I'm having a poo in my friend's house right now.

Well, in his toilet, to be precise. I am his friend, after all.

[gravy]

Can you make up your mind thread?

I am at friends house now and want to poo and I need to know what to do. thx

[Yak]

Poo on the floor. Your friend won't mind.

[gilesgoat]

What happens if your friend's name is Paul ?

[KlaxonCow]

[Yak]

[Meow]

Poo on the floor. Your friend won't mind.

Wow you must have some odd freinds if that is acceptable behaviour.

Can you make up your mind thread?

I am at friends house now and want to poo and I need to know what to do. thx

I think you should go home. You do strike me as some with good manners. Wait it's too late now.

[gravy]

I went home and did a poo there.

But you know I then felt it was the wrong decision. They're my friend and assuming they'd think ill of me for just doing a poo? Well it's practically an insult. I felt sorry. And I wanted to make amends.

So I've shat in a sock and posted it through their front door.

All sorted.

[tufty]

Unless you're staying a couple of days. In which case you'll be expected to brush your teeth.

If you've got your toothbrush with you, you don't need to worry about blocking up the crapper, do you? And you can even clean any unsightly skids off the bowl, no one will be any the wiser.

If you haven't got your toothbrush, though, you're in trouble. Unless the toilet happens to be in the bathroom, and your friend has a toothbrush.

[Yak]

what about diarrhoea?

[Portland]

Had some mates over yesterday for drinking/rugby watching/pizza eating (and keeping an eye on our offspring at the same time of course.)

One of them had a dump of a fragrant nature and rather than take offence, we just openly mocked him. As "punishment" I wouldn't let him borrow the book he'd started and made him buy it for his missus on Kindle.