Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

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I just had a thought... I rent this place, so technically, the toilet isn't mine. Does this mean I have to leave the house and search for a public bog if nature calls?
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CableTwitch wrote:I just had a thought... I rent this place, so technically, the toilet isn't mine. Does this mean I have to leave the house and search for a public bog if nature calls?
Do think landlord freind is?
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Hmm. Not evar met, so do not think possible friend. Maybe not poo in house is, consider lack of friend.
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If they aren't your friend, there's nothing to lose by taking a crap in their house.
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CableTwitch wrote:I just had a thought... I rent this place, so technically, the toilet isn't mine. Does this mean I have to leave the house and search for a public bog if nature calls?
If you have rented the house. Technically is your house under the law. Even if it's a friends house it becomes your home once monies, leases, verbal what ever it is your home and your responsible for it.
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Meow wrote:
CableTwitch wrote:I just had a thought... I rent this place, so technically, the toilet isn't mine. Does this mean I have to leave the house and search for a public bog if nature calls?
If you have rented the house. Technically is your house under the law. Even if it's a friends house it becomes your home once monies, leases, verbal what ever it is your home and your responsible for it.
I just got back from a holiday in France where me and 7 friends rented a large apartment for a week. We were all equal partners in the place. Could we all crap freely then, or despite having 3 toilets to our names should we all have flown home to England for a crap whenever we needed one, since anything else would be rude?
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Mark wrote:
Meow wrote:
CableTwitch wrote:I just had a thought... I rent this place, so technically, the toilet isn't mine. Does this mean I have to leave the house and search for a public bog if nature calls?
If you have rented the house. Technically is your house under the law. Even if it's a friends house it becomes your home once monies, leases, verbal what ever it is your home and your responsible for it.
I just got back from a holiday in France where me and 7 friends rented a large apartment for a week. We were all equal partners in the place. Could we all crap freely then, or despite having 3 toilets to our names should we all have flown home to England for a crap whenever we needed one, since anything else would be rude?
That's rental. When you rent, it's your even if only for a day. It's your's....
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What if a 'friend' invites you over to his house for a weekend stay, then tells you that you cant poo in the house? What do you do, apart from smack the stupid cunt.
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RedOktober wrote:What if a 'friend' invites you over to his house for a weekend stay, then tells you that you cant poo in the house? What do you do, apart from smack the stupid cunt.
That would be a judgement call. :wink:
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Meow wrote:
Mark wrote:I just got back from a holiday in France where me and 7 friends rented a large apartment for a week. We were all equal partners in the place. Could we all crap freely then, or despite having 3 toilets to our names should we all have flown home to England for a crap whenever we needed one, since anything else would be rude?
That's rental. When you rent, it's your even if only for a day. It's your's....
But it's also your friends' place. Whence the dilemma. I think in this case you need to make a rota, where the crapper belongs to everyone in turn, and you have specified time schedules for shitting. Probably best to leave some "no man's land" inbetween "shit slots", where nobody is allowed to crap, in order for those unpleasant odours to dissipate.

Or you could just accept that excreting is an intrinsic part of the human condition, and not stress about it.
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Okay. I've done that.

What happens now?
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gravy wrote:Okay. I've done that.

What happens now?
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What if you rent your friend's toilet for a small block of time?
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