Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

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Little stoned kiwi wrote:What if you rent your friend's toilet for a small block of time?
That would depended on your rental agreement. :wink:
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CableTwitch wrote:Hmm. Not evar met [landlord], so do not think possible friend. Maybe not poo in house is, consider lack of friend.
Landlord is friend not. Do do poo in landlords residence; hall way, banister rail, tooth brush, door handles, dining utensils, kitchen sink. Do not be seen.
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A true friend doesn't mind if you poo in their hat or are sick into their acoustic guitar.
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Meow wrote:
Little stoned kiwi wrote:What if you rent your friend's toilet for a small block of time?
That would depended on your anal agreement. :wink:
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Yak wrote:A true friend doesn't mind if you poo in their hat
So, this is something for friends-of-Yak to remember. Practically an invitation!
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This evening both Yak and Giles pooed in my house, and I was pleased to allow them to do so.

Unfortunately, however, I forgot to poo in Yak's hat.
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(o)(o) wrote:
Yak wrote:A true friend doesn't mind if you poo in their hat
So, this is something for friends-of-Yak to remember. Practically an invitation!
Fairly sure most of us have done just about every major bodily function in one or other of Jeff's bathrooms at one point or another, sometimes both in the same visit.

Never known him wear a hat though.
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RiK wrote:
(o)(o) wrote:
Yak wrote:A true friend doesn't mind if you poo in their hat
So, this is something for friends-of-Yak to remember. Practically an invitation!
Never known him wear a hat though.
That's probably why he said it.
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RiK wrote:Fairly sure most of us have done just about every major bodily function in one or other of Jeff's bathrooms at one point or another, sometimes both in the same visit.
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guythp wrote:
RiK wrote:
(o)(o) wrote:
Yak wrote:A true friend doesn't mind if you poo in their hat
So, this is something for friends-of-Yak to remember. Practically an invitation!
Never known him wear a hat though.
That's probably why he said it.
Or why he never wears a hat.
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I had a poo in someone's loo once and and accidentally blocked it.
I then figured that flushing it again would sort out the problem.
It didn't.
It went all over the floor.
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guythp wrote:Squatters Rights! :D


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AlbertKatraz wrote:I had a poo in someone's loo once and and accidentally blocked it.
I then figured that flushing it again would sort out the problem.
It didn't.
It went all over the floor.
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This guy I know was saying after a hernia operation he didn't shit for like a week.. when he went it was the size of a football and wouldn't flush.. he was in a bad way due to the op and had nobody to help.. so out of desperation he got a stick from the garden and tried to mash it up in the bowl, but it sttill wouldn't flush, so he started scooping it into bags and was taking it outside to dump at the end of the garden. That's when his neighbour appeared and he had to explain what he was doing...
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(o)(o) wrote:This guy I know was saying after a hernia operation he didn't shit for like a week.. when he went it was the size of a football and wouldn't flush.. he was in a bad way due to the op and had nobody to help.. so out of desperation he got a stick from the garden and tried to mash it up in the bowl, but it sttill wouldn't flush, so he started scooping it into bags and was taking it outside to dump at the end of the garden. That's when his neighbour appeared and he had to explain what he was doing...
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