Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Little stoned kiwi]

That's what cordless and mobile phones are for.

[Yak]

I hear that Dennis Rodman shat on the floor of North Korea, and he's mates with Kim Jong-un. And he didn't have him executed or sent to the salt mines or anything, so according to the Juche Idea it's ok to shit at a mate's place.

[Little stoned kiwi]

That was an honest mistake, Dennis missed the hole in the floor.

[gumboot]

You got that style of toilet with american-style toilet doors, too. I hate to think what you get to see if you peep under the door to see if anybody's in there.

[gravy]

So what's the view on SQUATTING for SHITTING?

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256




The guys at SQUATTY POTTY are saying it's the key to giga living.

I'm tempted to give it a go and get my COLON all ALIGNED for future voiding.

What do you reckon? A few practise runs (awful pun intended) at home or going in at the deepend at freinds house?

[Little stoned kiwi]

You need to get yourself one of these.



She looks pretty happy about it.

[gravy]

I've got a wife already though

[Little stoned kiwi]

But is she that limber?

[gravy]

Struggling for an acceptable context I can start that conversation with

[Little stoned kiwi]

Context, in this thread? That shit sailed long ago.


Did you see what I did there?

[Yak]

Tindaloo tonight I think.

[gilesgoat]

So what's the view on SQUATTING for SHITTING?

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256




The guys at SQUATTY POTTY are saying it's the key to giga living.

I'm tempted to give it a go and get my COLON all ALIGNED for future voiding.

What do you reckon? A few practise runs (awful pun intended) at home or going in at the deepend at freinds house?

All I know is that according to various doctors ( specialised in that ) "it's true" the sitting position seems actually to be "the worst" for shitting AND ALSO "concurrent cause of hemorrhoids".

Despite squatting may look weird I suppose that "if it really does well it should not be ignored", all I can say is that if you start to have problems in certain areas you
are going to be really really really fucked to fix problems in certain areas is a hell of a journey ..

"Shitting is no easy business" .. let's not forget there are SO many things in life we take for "granted" and "correct" .... until something begins to show you "hey look maybe it's not as you think".

"Millions of people using the loo in a certain way can't be wrong ?" .. No .. millions of people CAN be totally wrong and not knowing it yet

I never tried squatting myself but it would be not the first place nor the first doctor telling me that "actually the way the classic loo is done is wrong"

[Harlequin]

Sitting to poo is a relatively recent invention and is not common in all cultures. Squatting was universal before Westerners started building contraptions for pooing "in comfort".

[Little stoned kiwi]

Who can squat comfortably, even without the danger of falling in a faeces hole? While it's a natural resting position in the rest of the world, many westerners can't (children can though). It was also a popular birthing position.

Try squatting with your feet flat on the ground. If your back will curve the correct way to do it.

[Little stoned kiwi]

"actually the way the classic loo is done is wrong"

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/4 ... harrington