Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

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Who can squat comfortably, even without the danger of falling in a faeces hole? While it's a natural resting position in the rest of the world, many westerners can't (children can though). It was also a popular birthing position.

Try squatting with your feet flat on the ground. If your back will curve the correct way to do it.

Squatting is awesome, even if you're not doing a poo.

If I could recommend one exercise that anyone could do it'd be body weight squats.

I am very much looking forward for the convergence of my enthusiasm for squatting and bodily functions.

[Little stoned kiwi]

I am very much looking forward for the convergence of my enthusiasm for squatting and bodily functions.

Is your wife?

/me g̶e̶t̶s̶ leaves hat.

[gumboot]

So what's the view on SQUATTING for SHITTING?

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256

You see, that right there looks like a guide to squeezing out the 4" diameter monster that will not flush. I think maybe it's better to bend the poo around a bit to keep it limber for its toilet transit.


Also, there are similar complaints about peeing sitting down. Can I talk about pee in this thread, or is that indecent?

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So what's the view on SQUATTING for SHITTING?

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256

You see, that right there looks like a guide to squeezing out the 4" diameter monster that will not flush. I think maybe it's better to bend the poo around a bit to keep it limber for its toilet transit.


Also, there are similar complaints about peeing sitting down. Can I talk about pee in this thread, or is that indecent?

I'm trying to figure why there's a cthulu in my arse

[Whiteball]

Apparently squatting puts a little more pressure (somewhere) to help it out also. Maybe not ideal if its a big jobbie otherwise it might force it out before you've clenched you teeth and got ready.

If you can't squat, try sitting on the loo with your knees raised - maybe put your feet on a small stool or something (no pun intended).

[CableTwitch]

If the turd-to-be is that big anyway, chances are you'll be sitting there with your knees under your chin, hugging your shins and rocking back and forth slowly while sobbing gently. A perfect position for the birth of the K-19...

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NOT LIKE THIS

[CableTwitch]

[Yak]

I shat out of a tree once. In the woods.

[}Oddball]

I suppose the faecal equivalent of 'Wash and Go' may be .... 'Shit and Quit'.

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So what's the view on SQUATTING for SHITTING?

http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256

You see, that right there looks like a guide to squeezing out the 4" diameter monster that will not flush. I think maybe it's better to bend the poo around a bit to keep it limber for its toilet transit.

Reckon it's got more to do with the amount of protein and fibre in the diet!

Sounds like a Type 3 on the Bristol Scale of Shits :



That means constipations.

I hear it's quite common for americans not to shit for days.

Also, there are similar complaints about peeing sitting down. Can I talk about pee in this thread, or is that indecent?

Sitting to pee is" popular" in germany.

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If you can't squat, try sitting on the loo with your knees raised - maybe put your feet on a small stool or something (no pun intended).

Or bend forward ?

[gumboot]

I shat out of a tree once. In the woods.

Are you a pope?

[RedOktober]

Nearer a bear than a pope, but still a fair ways off.

[RiK]