Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Purple Grapefruit]

[KlaxonCow]

Bristol Stool Chart

Do they also have charts for people who're taking a shit in other places besides Bristol?

I mean, for example, if I was taking a shit in Weston-super-Mare - which isn't that far from Bristol - could I still use the chart?

[gravy]

They're the same shits

They just look a lot smaller from Weston because they're off in the distance.

[gumboot]

They're the same shits

They just look a lot smaller from Weston because they're off in the distance.

Also they don't smell as strong because they're off in the distance, too.

[gumboot]

Do you think friend should come into when house is shit made?

[tufty]

Also they don't smell as strong because they're off in the distance, too.

My experience of Weston was that it stank of shit. Bristol must be fuckin' rank.

[zip accident]

Also they don't smell as strong because they're off in the distance, too.

My experience of Weston was that it stank of shit. Bristol must be fuckin' rank.

They (Weston) mince their sewage before discharging it to the sea now.

[Yak]

What about if you have just had a massive dump, one of those that permeates the whole house with a deep, rich public lavatorial aroma, and a friend comes to the door?

Do you forbid him entry, or do you invite him in to an atmosphere that could curl the very pages of the family Bible?

[gilesgoat]

What about if you have just had a massive dump, one of those that permeates the whole house with a deep, rich public lavatorial aroma, and a friend comes to the door?

Do you forbid him entry, or do you invite him in to an atmosphere that could curl the very pages of the family Bible?

.. this situation sounds vaguely familiar ...

[Harlequin]

[PVB]

This guy I know was saying after a hernia operation he didn't shit for like a week.. when he went it was the size of a football and wouldn't flush.. he was in a bad way due to the op and had nobody to help.. so out of desperation he got a stick from the garden and tried to mash it up in the bowl, but it sttill wouldn't flush, so he started scooping it into bags and was taking it outside to dump at the end of the garden. That's when his neighbour appeared and he had to explain what he was doing...

I call bullshit.

After my bowel operation, the surgeon wouldn't let me go home until I'd done a poo.
In the hospital toilet, not in freinds house is.

[(o)(o)]

This guy I know was saying after a hernia operation he didn't shit for like a week.. when he went it was the size of a football and wouldn't flush.. he was in a bad way due to the op and had nobody to help.. so out of desperation he got a stick from the garden and tried to mash it up in the bowl, but it sttill wouldn't flush, so he started scooping it into bags and was taking it outside to dump at the end of the garden. That's when his neighbour appeared and he had to explain what he was doing...

I call bullshit.

After my bowel operation, the surgeon wouldn't let me go home until I'd done a poo.
In the hospital toilet, not in freinds house is.

OK, I wasn't there when it happened.. whereas I presume your surgeon checked ?

[PVB]

He asked me and the nursing staff if I'd done anything and when I finally had, they let me go home.

If your freind is had lied to the medical staff, then he got his just desserts.

[(o)(o)]

He asked me and the nursing staff if I'd done anything and when I finally had, they let me go home.

If your freind is had lied to the medical staff, then he got his just desserts.

Ah, I thought you were joking! If I recall correctly, he was only in hospital overnight.. like myself when I had a hernia op.. but in my case I had an umbelical whereas his was 'around /below the bollocks' type (sorry I forget the correct term) and he was on the table for a good while longer.. I don't doubt his story though... there's a high probability he discharged himself, that would be true to form ..

[Portland]

I didn't shit for several days after my hernia ops (inguinal) and when I did, it was scary, both from the point of view I thought something might give, and that I thought I was going to have to pant for the head...