Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

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makes me wonder how anyone falls for these...
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funkstar wrote:
Spam subject line wrote: - NameVariable – you're check for 1200 Euro has arrived!
Bad coding and bad grammer all in one spammy package!
I always smile at people talking about bad "grammer" when the word is "grammar". :D
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[quote=""dead"<info@dead.com>"]dead or alive

This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see.

You have no need of knowing who I am or where i am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer

It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations leveled against you.

Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides,

this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you and your kids... That is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.[/quote]
And... That is it. No suggestion as to how the recipient is to help themselves be helped.
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Harlequin wrote:[quote=""dead"<info@dead.com>"]dead or alive

This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see.

You have no need of knowing who I am or where i am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer

It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations leveled against you.

Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides,

this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you and your kids... That is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.
And... That is it. No suggestion as to how the recipient is to help themselves be helped.[/quote]

You're screwed then. You told somebody.
Sit down you little bastard
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[quote=""Pocket Hose" <vilinaH0@writtensafelyfurious.com>"]Hose that fits in a pocket but grows to full size
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Not what I was expecting.
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Where is the pic to support this tease?
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Homemade Russian girls are ready to communicate with aliens !
What are they selling I wonder?
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Rib wrote:I always smile at people talking about bad "grammer" when the word is "grammar". :D
Perhaps they are merely rebuking the Frasier star as if a mischievous hound?

"Bad Kelsey Grammer! Bad! Bad Grammer!"
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