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gravy wrote:If you can't pass safely you wait behind.
The irony of it was that he *did* pass relatively safely; he waited until the bike had somewhere to go on the left rather than crushing him against parked cars. Yes, he could have waited, and yes, he was close, but I've been victim of a lot worse. If I'm honest, I've probably done worse myself, as well.
gravy wrote:They're both twats, it's just one of the forms of twatishness can end up with somone killed.
You can kill someone on a bike, too. Especially if you're racing after a cunt in a 405 in a desperate attempt to aggro him up and be "right". On camera.
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I was called a cock yesterday by some chap in a fat 4*4 pick up*. I think his issue was that my positioning on the single-lane one-way lane we were, behind a bus sat in front of a red light, was that he couldn't be as close to the bus as possible. As I had my work ID badge on show I simply smiled and enjoyed the awkward silence at the next set of lights.... Mind you from he garbled first part of his loud comments it's odd that he knew I failed my cycling proficiency test more than thirty years ago.

What bothered me aside from the language and aggression he used in front of his daughter, was that me being any nearer the pavement wouldn't have helped him progress through the bus in front, and his need to try to drive beside me in 3 tonnes of metal is fucking dangerous to me.

It's lazy, inconsiderate, selfish driving behavior like this that I witness almost everyday whilst on bike or in car is why I will (again) ensure my kids cycle on the pavement of an even slightly busy road, whilst being considerate of pedestrians and watching the fuck out for cars, of course.

This said, you people who ride over pedestrian crossings when it's red, simply because no-one's actually in front of you is equally lazy, inconsiderate and selfish. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised by drivers' anger toward me, even if I'm not doing anything wrong (ok, I make sure I position myself at a distance from the kerb so that anyone overtaking has to put themselves into the other lane, so they over take when it's safe for them rather than forcing by (which I have had happen before when I stuck near to the lines, nearly knocking me into the kerb))


Thanks for listening, I'm alright now. Oh, hope you start feeling better soon btw Viscount


*like his pick up truck and his young daughter in the back, it was clear none of them rode a bike regularly.. And by that I mean exercise.. And he was a cunt. And I made a note of his fat car's registration.
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Meanwhile, as the cyclist was too busy videoing the twat chasing him:
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tufty wrote:
gravy wrote:If you can't pass safely you wait behind.
The irony of it was that he *did* pass relatively safely; he waited until the bike had somewhere to go on the left rather than crushing him against parked cars. Yes, he could have waited, and yes, he was close, but I've been victim of a lot worse. If I'm honest, I've probably done worse myself, as well.
gravy wrote:They're both twats, it's just one of the forms of twatishness can end up with somone killed.
You can kill someone on a bike, too. Especially if you're racing after a cunt in a 405 in a desperate attempt to aggro him up and be "right". On camera.
Oh yeah it's possible.

Just not probable.
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gravy wrote:
tufty wrote:
gravy wrote:If you can't pass safely you wait behind.
The irony of it was that he *did* pass relatively safely; he waited until the bike had somewhere to go on the left rather than crushing him against parked cars. Yes, he could have waited, and yes, he was close, but I've been victim of a lot worse. If I'm honest, I've probably done worse myself, as well.
gravy wrote:They're both twats, it's just one of the forms of twatishness can end up with somone killed.
You can kill someone on a bike, too. Especially if you're racing after a cunt in a 405 in a desperate attempt to aggro him up and be "right". On camera.
Oh yeah it's possible.

Just not probable.
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I have no idea why things felt bad a fortnight ago. But that was NOTHING in comparison to this week. I managed to massively overdo it on Weds (by doing the physio exercises three times, then going out to spend four hours with friends 25 minutes drive away). As a result, I spent Weds night in agony, Thursday was no better, and by Thursday afternoon I was both in pain and also effectively "stuck" - sitting in an armchair, but trying to get up again was simply too painful. Worse, I managed to convince myself that I'd bent the metalwork, or had moved the bone fragments.

I ended up telephoning my consultant surgeon (and the hospital where I was treated is not at all local) who said it's probably nothing serious, but get to the local A&E and get the leg X-Rayed.

Oh dear. Unable to get out of the chair, let alone capable of hobbling to the front door, and with getting into a car COMPLETELY beyond me, I ended up having to call an ambulance! Felt such a fool, being wheeled out of my back door, getting smashed out of my mind on gas & air again to deal with the pain of being moved. A&E was MUCH slower this time around - ignored in a cubicle waiting for triage with no painkillers for two hours :(

However, the X-Rays (which were rubbish, nowhere near as clear as the ones taken at the treating hospital) showed that nothing had moved, things appear to have started healing, and the pain was therefore muscle spasms from Weds' exertions. They were able to compare things because I have the post-op X-Rays here on this iPad - there was no other way for them to access the X-Rays taken a few weeks ago at a different hospital.

Knowing that the paid was muscular rather than skeletal helped a lot - although it's only been this morning that the pain has started to ease. Knowing that nothing was bent or broken meant that I could force myself out of bed/out of the chair, get to the loo etc despite the absolute agony I was in. Now, as I say, it feels like it's easing again back to the pre-Weds levels - a constant, low-level nagging pain I can ignore, with sharper pain on movement that can be dealt with by conventional pain management techniques (chiefly that application of rule #5). And I've gone from the agonising 6" shuffle to the more normal 2' at a time stride using my crutches.

Back to see the surgeon for a proper assessment this Friday. I expect him to confirm that the bones have started to heal (although that's a hellishly long prices for the thigh bone), and that I can start putting SOME weight on the broken leg. Which the good leg, shoulders and hip will all appreciate.
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sounds really intense, good luck with it
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That's something that does trouble me with pain. Knowing when to battle through it and knowing when it's giving a legitimate warning that you have to stop because damage is occurring.

Then a physio really messed with me by pointing out that I needed (for the specific case in question) to avoid antagonising the site while it's healing because the more pain I inflict on myself the more sensitive it can become in the long term. Which was actually fine, because I didn't need to exercise it and the only reason I was poking at it was because I wanted to see if the pain had gone yet.
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Yeah, I've seen two physio so far.

The physio in the treating hospital was very much in the "no pain, no gain - push, push, push" mode. Hurt like heck as a result.

The new outpatients physio is much more "softly, softly - if it hurts, back off a bit". FWIW, he's younger but has a more impressive academic background (and works with one of the national sports federations). I think I like his approach best - I can start pushing things once the bones have healed (or at least healed enough for me to be weight-bearing on that leg).
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Yeah, I've seen two physio so far.

The physio in the treating hospital was very much in the "no pain, no gain - push, push, push" mode. Hurt like heck as a result.

The new outpatients physio is much more "softly, softly - if it hurts, back off a bit". FWIW, he's younger but has a more impressive academic background (and works with one of the national sports federations). I think I like his approach best - I can start pushing things once the bones have healed (or at least healed enough for me to be weight-bearing on that leg).
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Saw surgeon today, for six-week follow-up. Interestingly, this was the FIRST time that I'd met the actual surgeon who performed the op.

He apologised, no fewer than three times, for the amount of traction that had been applied in theatre - apparently, he'd had to pull so hard on my leg (because it was a strong cycling leg) that he'd turned the air blue! Little old ladies put up much less of a fight.

He'd been aiming to get the leg "straight enough". What was achieved (mostly through his skill, I suspect, but he was trying to say it was luck, the strength of my leg and/or the physio) is an almost perfectly straight and incredibly neat leg.

The latest X-rays showed total union of the top fracture (the sodding big gap), and material partway across the much narrower lower fracture. "Healed" was the word he used, although he doesn't actually mean that I have new, strong bone there (it's healed in the same sense that a cut that has scabbed over has "healed") - that will come in time. But it will definitely come.

And for the past six weeks I've been "non-weight bearing" on the broken leg. I expected him to say to move gradually through partial weight bearing to full weight bearing over the next six weeks or so. No. He wants me to start putting some weight on the bad leg now, and to be fully weight bearing in a fortnight. It's going to be painful, but making the healing fractures bear some weight promotes healing and bone growth. It also means that the physio can ramp up now, and in particular that an exercise bike is bound to figure in my very near future.

The only bad news, if that's what it is, is something I already knew. That I've lost a LOT of muscle from the left leg, and muscle takes four times as long to grow as it takes to lose. So what I've lost in six weeks will take six months to get back. But you know what? I've gone through the process of working muscles to build strength and endurance before. Yes, it means long, arduous hours of exercise. I'm no stranger to that.

Next June's 160-km bike ride might just be achievable after all. And a return to work in 5-6 weeks time is looking more & more likely too. Perhaps I need to start watching The West Wing at x2 speed, if we're going to finish the boxed set before I got back to work.
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That's fucking excellent news. Even if it means more agony in the near future.

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seems fairly positive
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