Ads that get right on your tits

[Col]

The Oak Furniture Land adverts. Annoying, but more so when you actually visit the place and the advert plays on a loop on various televisions dotted around the shop. To make matters worse, at some point one of the sales advisors was whistling the tune!

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Tripadvisor.
Ugly little dog urges trendy middle income earners to 'book, book' in a shitty simulated fake as fuck sounding voice (if that's the correct term for a...dog!).

Goes beyond getting on my tits and actually causes them to pop out further owed to increased blood pressure.

Oh christ that one's bad. So very bad...

What.. you don't like the Book advert ??? Was thinking of doing a Reich on it... Hmmmm...

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Enjoy!

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[k345y]

[gumboot]

Did I just see an advert for an astroturfing company on [US network] TV?

I wasn't paying full attention until I thought I heard "... and we create positive online content ...". I thought the advertiser was something like reputation.org, but that doesn't look right. reputation.com has adverts on youtube, though.


I often marvel at just how lawless things are over here. Never the slightest hint of "this is wrong and I'll have no part of it". It seems like any evil fucker can advertise their evil fuckery on TV.

[gumboot]

reputation.com has adverts on youtube, though.

To be clear (because they're probably constantly searching the internet for references to their own domain), I really thought I saw a .org domain, and I can't find any "create positive content" mentions in their youtube adverts, so I am not asserting that this is the domain that I saw.

[Orava]

Enjoy!

...and when you watch that video here, what adverts do you think are shown on it by Google?

[k345y]

That's well funny!

[gumboot]

I see a lot of strange billboards in this madhouse I'm living in now. Lots of Scientology and Bitcoin ones, in particular.

Yesterday I saw that didn't so much get on my tits, but tried to get me off tits.

http://www.pornkillslove.com/

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Just scrolling through my twitter feed..



I already know Scientology is a divisive cult, thanks very much..

edit: is that picture clickbait too? Not clear what's going on at all there.. Could be innocent person being abducted by Scientologisits I have no idea.

[Mayhem]

This is... well, kind of figuratively

[Rubisco]

I see a lot of strange billboards in this madhouse I'm living in now. Lots of Scientology and Bitcoin ones, in particular.

Yesterday I saw that didn't so much get on my tits, but tried to get me off tits.

http://www.pornkillslove.com/

Imagine the uproar if someone tried to say the same about vibrators.

[KlaxonCow]

I love how on formula milk adverts, they've got this whole legally-required spiel about "breast feeding is the best possible start your baby could ever have in life... but, should you decide to move on, then let us recommend to you our bottle milk instead!", so as not to discourage mothers from breast feeding.

I feel that this "honesty clause" should be legally required on all adverts.

You know, "you should probably go out with your friends and make a night of it, as you'll have a much more enjoyable time... but should you decide to be a miserable fucker and stay indoors instead, then may we recommend to you Sky's new 'boxset' feature, where you can binge on entire seasons of your favourite TV shows?".

Or a more general "in truth, you really don't need any of this useless shit that we're trying to flog here... but should you decide that you've got more money than sense, we've got tons of really pointless stuff that you can piss away all your money on!".

I just had that pleasant thought and felt I would share it with everyone.

Not least because, for once, rather than getting on our tits, it's actually an ad that's promoting tits - advising mothers that, actually, tits are awesome and the best thing ever!