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Trump related:

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"AMI, the owner of the National Enquirer, led by David Pecker, recently entered into an immunity deal with the Department of Justice related to their role in the so-called “Catch and Kill” process on behalf of Donald Trump and his election campaign. Mr. Pecker and his company have also been investigated for various actions they’ve taken on behalf of the Saudi Government."

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Another year, another ridiculous medical statement about Trump.

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Has he switched from cheese burgers to fillet-o-fish?
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Trump's Presidential Address to the Nation in full:

"Words ought to be a little wild - for they are assaults of thought on the unthinking."
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Somehow i don't picture DT eating cheeseburger or filet o'fish. I picture hime eating big nice steaks and for the fish the fresh variety flown in daily from places around the world, the very expensive kind that most people only hear of its existence rather than ever seing it.
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Trump's wall. 30% camera traps and wire netting. And he still can't get the finance for it through.
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I never thought I'd agree with Anne Coulter. As reported on (amongst others) breitfart
Ann Coulter wrote:The Only National Emergency Is That Our President Is an Idiot
Admittedly, it's a "stopped clock" thing, but hey.
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I'd so love the next democrat President to use this emergency power to just ban guns after the next homeland shooting.

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Yeahp, it would be agood idea but the gun owners are conservative and they will use them if the democrats try to do that.
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PFVA wrote:Yeahp, it would be agood idea but the gun owners are conservative and they will use them if the democrats try to do that.
They're already using them, if that helps.
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Deckard wrote:I'd so love the next democrat President to use this emergency power to just ban guns after the next homeland shooting.
Congrats, the very pinnacle of absurdly counter-productive proposals ever seen on YakYak.

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PFVA wrote:Yeahp, it would be agood idea but the gun owners are conservative and they will use them if the democrats try to do that.
This is the same argument that is leading us over the cliff to a no deal Brexit.
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Absolute_Zero wrote:
Deckard wrote:I'd so love the next democrat President to use this emergency power to just ban guns after the next homeland shooting.
Congrats, the very pinnacle of absurdly counter-productive proposals ever seen on YakYak.

Over a thousand years or two, you might mathematically save a few lives if the anti-constitutionalists would win the resulting civil war, but they wouldn't.
I've been here a long time bud - this doesnt even come remotely close to those heights....I wish I could declare a national emergency here now as I've run out of custard cream biscuits and I dont fancy going to the corner shop in the rain...oh wait thats a legit reason for a national emergency ah got ya.
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Nah, these are conservatives. Hit them where it really hurts.

Let them keep the guns. But just tax them out the arse for the privilege.

1000% federal sales tax on each and every bullet.




(And then use all the raised taxes on the guns and bullets to invest heavily into the public educational system and programmes to alleviate poverty - so that there aren't so many idiots around, living "what have I got to lose?" shit lives, that there's anyone left to think that guns were ever a good idea or left too desperate to actually use them for illegitimate purpose.)
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Meanwhile, back on planet Earth...

Andrew Yang makes some sense.
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