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Some of those militias are not waiting to be called.tufty wrote:The people aren't going to rise up. The ones who should be rising up, the second amendment nuts, are watching federal forces kick the shit out of people, mace people, abduct people, do all the things the "well regulated militia" are supposed to be there to stop if you listen to them talk when you want to restrict their ability to stroll around with a fucking machinegun. I'm sitting there watching because it's not me that's being beaten and maced and abducted. It's the "lefists". Those aren't just normal people protesting, they're "terrorists". They are the enemy. The other. The 5th column. They deserve to be beaten, maced, abducted. Hell, I'm waiting for the feds to call me up and we can go shoot some fucking niggers.
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The way you do something is as important as how you do it.snaff wrote:Seems reasonable for Trump to suggest reorganising things due to covid. People didn't like the idea so he's not pushing it.
So Trump could have made a clear case for deferring the election due to coronavirus.
But he's not. He is claiming it can't go ahead because record numbers would be voting by mail - which he claims is fraudulent without evidence*, and then gets his Postmaster General (who by the way has investments in rival delivery companies) to start delaying mail.
And if it's not safe to vote due to the virus, it's sure as hell not safe to send kids back to school. (Oh, but of course the rich private school Barron Trump goes to is NOT forcing pupils to attend in September, because there's one rule for the rich...)
* Ranting on Twitter is not evidence. Trump trying to vote twice from different addresses is evidence he won't play fair. International monitoring shows that US postal ballots have historically had a very low level of fraud. The biggest worry is absentee military ballots, where contrary Supreme Court rulings have resulted in huge numbers of votes counting/not counting dependent on whether it suits a nominee, e.g. George W Bush in Florida during the 2000 Presidential Election.
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A very similar introduction to the one I was thinking of (albeit without any assumption that the U.S. leads the rest of the world in very much). To distil some Twitter comments: The Frost/Nixon of our time crossed with an episode of The Office.F-ZeroOne wrote:The Leader of the Free World:
https://twitter.com/carolecadwalla/stat ... 5591979011
The full thing (with the conflict starting about five minutes in and the behaviour of an senile, childish, ignorant narcissist becoming more evident not long after):
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We have arrived at the point where a poor sketch writer barely has space to employ his imagination to provoke the laughter (apologies for length but few paragraphs seemed superfluous):
John Crace wrote:I take it all back. I regularly mock British politicians for their lies and hypocrisy, not least Boris Johnson, the UK’s Donald Trump-lite, who only last Friday had hit a new low for cronyism, corruption and nepotism with his appointments to the House of Lords.
But all this was amateur hour compared with Donald Trump’s interview with Axios’s political correspondent, Jonathan Swan, that was broadcast on HBO on Monday evening.
Here we had the US president in not just a stream but a full torrent of subconsciousness. Incoherent, deluded, out of his depth. An object lesson in unchecked, X-rated narcissism. The only wonder was that Swan managed to keep a reasonably straight face throughout the best part of 40 minutes.
Swan began by asking whether the president’s positive thinking had necessarily been the right approach to the coronavirus when the US death toll was now past 150,000 – and rising.
Cue a long rant from Trump about how there had been nothing like this since the 1917 flu pandemic – actually it was 1918 – how he wouldn’t forget that China had brought the virus to the US – in reality it also arrived from Europe – and how there had been 12,000 people at his rally in Tulsa and not the 6,000 that the Fake News media had reported. All the more people to hear his positive message that the virus was near enough under control and that face masks were for lefty wimps.
“We’ve tested more people than anyone had thought of,” Trump continued. “Sixty million. There are some people who are saying we have tested too much.”
“Who?” Swan asked reasonably.
“Read the manuals. Read the books.”
“What books?”
…
Things rapidly became even more surreal. First Trump insisted that children with runny noses were now testing positive and that the only reason the US was showing more cases was because of its level of testing. Brilliant. Obviously the way to beat the virus is to do no tests whatsoever. That way no one would ever die of it.
“When I took over, we didn’t have a test,” Trump said. Swan’s logic that the reason there was no test a year or so ago was because the virus did not yet exist rather passed the president by. Trump then tried to claim the virus was under control.
“How? A thousand Americans are dying a day,” Swan insisted, trying to keep the interview more or less on track.
“They are dying. That’s true. And it is what it is.” You win some, you lose some.
At this point, Swan tried to wrap up this part of the interview, more than happy he already had ratings gold, only for Trump to reach over to the table for a few sheets of paper. “Let’s look at some charts,” the president said. Be my guest, thought Swan, fairly certain it was odds on that The Donald would be holding them the wrong way up.
“Right here, we’re lower in various categories. The world.” Trump had started, so he’d finish.
“The world?” Swan thought it wise to check that the president knew that the USA was actually part of the world and not some parallel universe.
“Europe.”
Now Swan got it. The president was trying to measure deaths by number of cases diagnosed rather than per capita of population.
“You can’t do that,” Trump insisted.
“Why not?” Swan asked. Almost every other country had.
Because you couldn’t. That’s why. Swan pointed out that South Korea had a death toll of just 300 out of a population of 52 million. Donald gave him one of his “Fake News” death stares. The Koreans couldn’t be trusted, he said, but he wasn’t going to say that because the US was friends with them.
The rest of the interview was every bit as much a car crash. The president hadn’t seen any intelligence that the Russians were paying the Taliban to kill US military in Afghanistan. Even though it had been covered by virtually every media outlet. “Why can’t we talk about China?” He couldn’t even do the maths to work out that there were as many US personnel in Afghanistan now as in 2016.
Asked why he had said that he might not accept the results of this November’s presidential election, Trump said that Hillary Clinton had not accepted the 2016 result.
“Er … she conceded on the night,” Swan interrupted.
Yeah but no but yeah but she had grumbled. Besides, it was different this time round, as there was a newfangled phenomenon of postal voting that was wide open to corruption.
“But postal votes have been used since the civil war,” Swan observed. Trump merely blanked him.
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Nor was he too concerned about the veteran civil rights activist John Lewis, who had recently died. Mainly because he had snubbed an invitation to his presidential inauguration. No slight, however small, ever gets forgotten by this president.
Swan dabbed his brow and brought the interview to a close. Though in reality it had been less an interview and more an on-screen breakdown.
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That's your zero empathy right there.They are dying. That’s true. And it is what it is.”
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So we know Joe's running mate now - Kamala Harris. She will kick Trump's ass.
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Reporter actually comes out and says it:
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/page/2/
Also, I should, but cannot believe hes actually bought up the whole birther thing with Kamala Harris again. And as for his stance on postal votes - yes, it will be "the most corrupt election in history", Mr. President - because of you.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/page/2/
Also, I should, but cannot believe hes actually bought up the whole birther thing with Kamala Harris again. And as for his stance on postal votes - yes, it will be "the most corrupt election in history", Mr. President - because of you.
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Mr and Mrs Scumbag have applied for postal votes in Florida - is that how they know there could be fraud? How much of the 0.025% of fraudulent mail-in ballots do you think Trump and his fellow Republicans have been responsible for?F-ZeroOne wrote:Reporter actually comes out and says it:
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/page/2/
Also, I should, but cannot believe hes actually bought up the whole birther thing with Kamala Harris again. And as for his stance on postal votes - yes, it will be "the most corrupt election in history", Mr. President - because of you.
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