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Flat out insanity.
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"Words ought to be a little wild - for they are assaults of thought on the unthinking."
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This is a real eye-opener as a list of all of Trump's atrocities:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the ... ties-1-944

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Would somebody please come and collect Nigel Farage? He made an ass out of himself at a Trump rally in my state today.
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If we have a whip-round, would you be prepared to keep him?
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I only saw the headline but apparently Farage called Trump the "bravest person he knows", presumably true only when his bone spurs aren't playing up. In return, Trump labelled Farage "the most important man in Europe", suggesting that Trump is unaware that Farages career now consists of standing on a cliff with binoculars looking for dinghies.
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Let's not forget for a moment that while in USA they have Mr Toupee going around saying "He's going to make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" we have here another "strange hair" going around saying "He's going to make BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN, starting with Brexit .. " ..

Not the best of the worlds really ...
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gilesgoat wrote:Let's not forget for a moment that while in USA they have Mr Toupee going around saying "He's going to make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" we have here another "strange hair" going around saying "He's going to make BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN, starting with Brexit .. " ..
n the spirit of an enterprise built entirely on borrowed credit, Trump stole the slogan from Ronald Reagan, as Bill Clinton had. It worked in the 80s, it worked in the 90s, and it did the job in 2016.
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Yeah, and Ronnie nicked it from Maggie (in the same way that "Reaganomics" is really just American Thatcherism, also stolen from Maggie).

And, of course, Maggie was nicking it from a long line of UK politicians who've made the old pun-tastic "Make Britain Great Again" / "Put the Great back into Great Britain".

But at least in its original British context, "Make Britain Great Again" is a pun. It makes sense as a kind of aspirational gag.

Get it? "Great Britain" / "Make Britain Great" - hilarious stuff.

Ronnie gave no shits, though, and just stole it as "Make America Great Again" anyway. But, umm, the country was never called "Great America" at any point. It doesn't work, you moron.

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'Great' is when you were young and things were simpler.
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I have this horrible feeling that even a landslide against Trump won't be enough, he will cling on to power any way he can...
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KlaxonCow wrote:But, umm, the country was never called "Great America" at any point. It doesn't work, you moron.
Of course, there has never been a country called 'Great Britain' either. Any such reference to this landmass omits Northern Ireland.
merman wrote:I have this horrible feeling that even a landslide against Trump won't be enough, he will cling on to power any way he can...
His statements appear to have been laying the foundations to denounce such a result as illegitimate. The dispute might then be taken to the Supreme Court which, as of earlier this week, has a six-to-three Republican majority. Meanwhile, unions are considering a general strike if he does not concede defeat.
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What's y'all anti-Trump types' thoughts about the media's suppression of the Joe Biden corruption revelations?
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snaff wrote:What's y'all anti-Trump types' thoughts about the media's suppression of the Joe Biden corruption revelations?
Care to elaborate? If the media have suppressed it, chances are we won't know what you are talking about.
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snaff wrote:What's y'all anti-Trump types' thoughts about the media's suppression of the Joe Biden corruption revelations?
Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, because I couldn't summarize it any better:
Hunter, while living in California, decides to fly 3,000 miles to Delaware. All to drop off a laptop for repair, coincidentally at a huge MAGA fan shop. He decided to never pick up his own laptop.

There’s security footage of it, but it got lost. Epstein style. But don’t worry- the MAGA man swears he saw him drop it off. Turns out he has a mental condition where he CANNOT RECOGNIZE FACES (I’m not joking) he knew it was hunters though, cause of the stickers on the laptop... MAGA man, naturally, didn’t just erase and resell the laptop, but did the totally normal thing of duplicating the hard drive and spending hours sorting through thousands of emails to find one that suggests Hunter might’ve tried to arrange a meeting with daddy Biden no evidence any meeting ever occurred, but who cares.

In comes Rudy Giuliani, cyber security expert, and talking set of teeth -who was tricked by Borat, and periodically butt dials reporters on accident -he has ‘confirmed’ the info not even the FBI could. Rudy was so worried about the intel, he sat on the laptop for months until 3 weeks before the election.

Naturally, it proves Hunter was into pedo devil sex too, but the proof is secret and for Rudy’s eyes only. There’s a video of said drug fueled sexcapades, but again, you just gotta trust rudy.

Rudy refuses to send any electronic proof of the emails to anyone. But it’s definitely real, and definitely exists. Heh. Again- not a single news agency has actually seen any proof, except for photos of printed emails. This is why ThEY WoNT CoVeR iT.

He was ‘confirming’ it the same time Trump received an intel briefing that Rudy was unknowingly being used by Russian operatives to spread disinformation. Lmao.

Rudy, tired of getting made fun of, tweets some more ‘source material’ text messages... except the text is in an app that didn’t exist at the time it supposedly happened, and...literally in Russia. Poor guy.

This was all also investigated by a real Post reporter who refused to put their name on it, as no part of it could be verified. Several news outlets also passed on the story for the same reason, including FoxNews and WSJ. Ended up written by Sean Hannity’s producer. Lol.

Now comes a guy named Bobulinski - alleging he, uhh met with Biden to discuss a Chinese business deal. He has proof, of course: ‘documents’ he says, naturally, he actually hasn’t released anything.

The WSJ opinion section finally publishes a Bobulinkski piece. Note: opinion section, not news, as they still couldn’t verify anything. It alleges the above Chinese deal. They very next day, the WSJ news section refutes the entire thing, using Bobulinksi’s own source material.

Here comes Tucker Carlson. He is about to release a bombshell. All the emails. Proving everything. Unfortunately, these apparently only existed as single physical copies. The emails. Electronic mails. Only existed as one physical copy. (Got that?). Sadly, these printed non-electronic emails were lost (stolen!) in the mail, and no one ever made a copy, so we may never know which dog ate Tucker’s homework or who made-up this made-up story.

Next up is Martin Aspen, Swiss intelligence operative. He is the basis for many of these allegations and brought it public in a dossier that the PRESIDENT received.. it turns out he is not real. Literally, they made his face on a face generator and gave him a cute linkedIn profile at a fake company. Probably just a cover for the deep state.
Four years to come up with something better and the best the Republicans can come up with is "MOAR EMAILS!!1".

That's why the media isn't covering it. It's nothing. It's more projection from a man who hired his kids and in-laws to White House positions they're not remotely qualified to hold. Has Hunter Biden traded on the family name to get ahead? Yeah, absolutely. But there's been no legitimate evidence that any crimes or even serious ethics violations have taken place, particularly not on Joe's part.
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