Trump

[Deckard]

So, the possibility of civil war. Who's side will the military be on?

The winning side.

[F-ZeroOne]

Trump is apparently making a big announcement today at 1630GMT. You have that long to order a prebuilt fallout shelter and get it delivered...

[F-ZeroOne]

And in a truly epic bit of media trolling, several news outlets have called it for Biden at pretty much the same time as Trump is supposed to make his announcement.

[Deckard]

BBC is saying Biden has won !

[KlaxonCow]

Trump is apparently making a big announcement today at 1630GMT. You have that long to order a prebuilt fallout shelter and get it delivered...

I'm trying to find this "press conference" and things just get weirder:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 72602.html

Donald Trump has sparked confusion after announcing three times on Twitter that there will be a “big press conference” held in Philadelphia - he just couldn’t decide on where.

“Lawyers Press Conference at Four Seasons, Philadelphia. 11:00 A.M.” the president tweeted on Saturday morning, apparently in reference to the four-star hotel in the centre of the city.

Mr Trump quickly corrected his mistake, following up the first tweet with: “Four Season’s Landscaping!", then another which read: “Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!”

Minutes later, he sent a fourth tweet, saying: “Lawyer’s Press Conference at Four Season’s Landscaping, Philadelphia. Enjoy!”

An online search shows that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is a local business on the outskirts of Philadelphia that was established in 1992.

So, he seems to have called the world's press to a gardening firm. Apparently, it's next door to an adult book store called "Fantasy Island", a journalist has reported upon arriving at this really bizarre choice of location.

(And, yes, that journalist did double-check that Trump hadn't got it wrong by phoning the Four Season's Hotel - and, nope, it really genuinely is being held in a garden centre.)

I still can't find any footage of this, but that's probably because the press themselves are still trying to find the place, much less broadcast anything.

[KlaxonCow]

Poor Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They're getting Google review bombed right now:




Trump really is the comedic gift that keeps on giving, eh?

[Dvorak]

[F-ZeroOne]

Remember Trump's claims of being a super-genius?

[SuperMappy]

This is awesome!

[Daniel]

[Harlequin]

There is, however, still time for the Tramp to nuke, say, China in the months before Biden becomes President.

[F-ZeroOne]

Whilst he out golfing today, I suspect someone very quietly swapped the nuclear briefcase for a “Seasame Street” lunchbox...

[Deckard]

Class - Crowds outside the White House in Washington, DC are playing The Village People‘s ‘YMCA’ to troll Donald Trump.

[PFVA]

[KlaxonCow]

Meanwhile, at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot:



The Trump campaign rather obviously intended to book the Four Seasons hotel, but someone made a booking cock-up and, rather than admit the mistake, Rudy Giuliani was standing in a parking lot outside a garden centre, claiming that it's "ridiculous" that Joe Biden won the election.

I'm sure I've seen this plot line before in innumerable sitcoms.

The farce of the "accidental booking" that the prideful lead character insists on going ahead with, erroneously thinking that pretending not to have made a simple mistake somehow looks better on them, than standing in a small parking lot of a garden centre (because the building has no rooms big enough for such a press conference, but you can pretend that you're doing it outside "because of Covid" or something) to contest the legal case of the US Presidential elections.

I like that the podium has been moved a little right-of-centre because of not wanting that spill mark on the ground to be in front of Giuliani, as he spouts his reality-denying nonsense.