Dio wrote:More like his cabinet has told SAGE to get to fuck.
Well, we're all very tired of experts.
With their "facts" and their "understanding", getting things right all the time, with actual scientific predictive power, because they actually bother to study what they're talking about before opening their mouths.
It's all very "elitist" of them, I feel.
Why can't my ill-informed populist opinion - that I pulled out of my arse, as I find actually learning things to be such a bore - be considered just as equally correct, as that of a smart person who has dedicated their lives to the study of the subject?
Wah, it's unfair! I'm going to stomp my feet, in a very determined way, until mommy and daddy use their money to make the scientist people go away, so that the toys are all mine! Mine! I'm a spoilt brat and I
DEMAND everyone's attention.
Doesn't the virus know that this is a democracy? It should listen to me. The latest winner of our local "beauty contest for ugly people" in the General Election. I'm the important one here, virus.
Don't listen to those scientists. They're all a bunch of nerds. Most of them poor as well - because these stupid nerds devoted their lives to the betterment of humanity and the alleviation of suffering as the higher goals of their difficult craft, rather than, like me, filling up their Panini sticker book (or for a younger audience: collecting all the Pokemon cards) of my bank account with I.O.U. notes, so I have the biggest number in the whole database! I'm so rich, I get to enter my initials in the "Rich List" highscore table. Look at the size of my money dick. Kow-tow to me, you fucking betas.
Meanwhile, the virus - having no sentient capacity to watch the TV news or read newspapers - continues to mindlessly replicate, entirely oblivious to the fact that they are ignoring the democratic authority of our elected leaders. Which is very rude of them.
Yeah, sorry. Your "authority" is a man-made construct backed up by absolutely nothing whatsoever in actual reality. Hate to break the bad news like that. But, like, seriously, this shit is genuinely life or death, so we don't have the time to molly-coddle your egos.
"Words ought to be a little wild - for they are assaults of thought on the unthinking."
- John Maynard Keynes