Eurovision 2023

[NorthWay]

Non-mentionable

We don't mention them.

Mea culpa.

[Istar]

Austria quirky and won't win, but I quite like it.

[NorthWay]

Portugal is better without the video. More coherent. Ok.

[Istar]

Portugal quirky and won't win, but I quite like it.

[venusian]

Portigal, is nice. But not really anything memorable.

[Dio]

Bit German caberet for me. Better than this Swiss nonsense though.

[venusian]

If a seal could sing, it would sing like Switzerland.

[Istar]

Switzerland bland.

[NorthWay]

I still think Switzerland has a few parts of Rag'n'Bone Man and one other I can't remember at the top of my head.

[KlaxonCow]

I liked this one in the semi-final.

I think it's just because it's actually got a hook to it in the chorus - and, these days, songs just don't have melodies or hooks anymore.

Also, '80s vapourwave background is a good way to please my nostalgia for extra points.

[Dio]

Switzerland bland.

Switzerbland...?

[venusian]

Poland is a bit a toe-tapper. An has a dance break.

[NorthWay]

Now I got it with Poland - it reminds me of some kind of generic Disney youth series with lots of singing in. A 1000 bimbos in one.

[Istar]

Poland channeling Aqua-style 90s bubblegum pop rather than anything decently 80s, IMO.

[KlaxonCow]

Ah, yes.

I also liked this one in the semi, because it's dark and discordant.

Which isn't very Eurovision, but that's kind of why I like it.


Although, I don't get the Street Fighter "FIght!" and then unplugging the dancers thing. What's that all about?