Eurovision 2023

[funkstar]

90’s club vibes. Not a bad thing, but hard to pull off live.

[venusian]

Holly Johnson solo album track from Belgium.

[NorthWay]

That voice is an exact replica of I can't remember who, but one of the contemporary singers. Good, but haven't I heard this before both here and there?

[KlaxonCow]

The BBC advertising DVDs you can buy?

Hmm, isn't that a violation of the licence fee rules?

They've been told off for that before, and that was their own BBC World DVDs. Plugging the EBU's DVDs is worse - proper violation of the "no advertising" rules, as it's a third party.

[venusian]

It's a joke.

Anyway...

another apocolyptic costume

[venusian]

It's actually a very nice little cafe song. Edit: and now it's nothing of the sort. Multi-pack of genres here.

But why has she butchers and skinned a cow?

[Istar]

Armenia very pretty but meh.

[KlaxonCow]

Douze points for the mad hairstyles.

[Istar]

Moldova just in from the other side of the Stargate.

[funkstar]

I am unsure if he’s trying to seduce me or steal my pension fund, or both, but it’s not working.

[venusian]

Where is the little guy with the whistle go? He just vanished!

Edit: he's back. Watch him this time!

[NorthWay]

Skipping Armenia and winking at one of those backup singers for Moldova. Plenty of folk and not a little of last years winner.

[venusian]

Moldova is very jolly. I enjoyed that.

[venusian]

Ukraine, Ikraine, we all Krane together.

[venusian]

They're on a crane!