Eurovision 2023

[NorthWay]

Like Ukraine stole some rap song and forgot to get the chorus that has the hook.

[Istar]

Ukraine putting their heart and soul into it. It's good, but it won't win.

[venusian]

Ukraine: very Western.

[Istar]

Norway just said "Fuck it, let's just whack a Norse goddess in there and see what happens".

[KlaxonCow]

Fair play, Ukraine's becoming the new Sweden / Ireland.

Knowing how to knock out a decent banger every year (even if not a winner, they don't disappoint).

[venusian]

Everybody else is in rags and leather scraps because Norway have conquered them.

[NorthWay]

Norway sounds like they based it on some traditional tune used for folk dancing. Like usual it now sounds better as I have heard it rather a few times...

[Istar]

Germany turning it up to 11. It's them or Belgium for me at this point.

[KlaxonCow]

Rammstein tribute act?

But it's about time that Germany entered some Krautrock in the Eurovision, as it's their thing, obviously, yet they've never bothered before.

[venusian]

Big, big, grin for Germany.

Teutonic fairy folk.

[NorthWay]

Did Germany steal the opening text from Bowie(?). I keep getting vibes of other songs in the text...

[funkstar]

Germany should have gone for the metal vibes over the pop, suits the singer better. But it is kinda fun that Eurovision has space for this, too.

[funkstar]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch takes up singing.

[Istar]

Lithuania, featuring discount Patsy Kensit.

[KlaxonCow]

Just checked.

Her high note is also a D#4. Like, why are they all hitting the same high note?