Eurovision 2023

[venusian]

She looks like a poor project manager I once know. She used to scream too.

[venusian]

why are they all hitting the same high note?

EU regulations. We failed to sunset it.

[Istar]

Israel needs to watch out when she bends or she'll have her own gall bladder out. Also: rubbish song.

[venusian]

wtf even is the power of the unicorn

Eating virgins or something isn't it?

Oh no, hang on: she's got the horn?

[KlaxonCow]

Only an A3 on the high note. Disappointing.

[NorthWay]

Spain could do with reducing the number of genres they put in the mix. She looks better than the song. Approx.

[NorthWay]

Slovenia gets for the effort. Not enough I fear.

[venusian]

Slovenia is nothing in particular. Like a pretend band from a movie.

[Istar]

Slovenia not realising Eurovision acts are supposed to be unintentionally cringe worthy.

[KlaxonCow]

Finally. A proper "WTF?" Eurovision entry.

[Istar]

Croatia: and that, children, is why we don't do drugs, m'kay?

[NorthWay]

The Non-Mentionable grandfathers also went to ESC if you didn't know better. In an alternative universe this was their version of Queen who did not go commercial.

[venusian]

Croatia.

Mad but not Good.

[Istar]

UK not our worst-ever entry. Moderately catchy, but outclassed by a good number of other entries this year.

Belgium getting my vote.

[venusian]

Is a bit Spice girly. Not a fantastic voice.