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k345y wrote:
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You win, erm, the forum? everything?
Actually, these guys are Aussies - hence the copious amounts of swearing - and they've got a bunch of "honest government / tourism ads" for a whole bunch of places around the planet (and that's why she's dubbed, as they insert the appropriate accent).

But, yeah, it must be that, having some distance from it all, you can see it all much more clearly, as this nails the UK better than more home-grown satire has managed to do.


I also like their video on the Israeli / Palestine situation, as they're the only other people I've seen who've worked out that the fundamental intractable problem of it all is that EVERYONE IS WRONG.



That all sides - Hamas terrorism, Israeli state terrorism, American support (because their Bible Belt needs the Jews to be there for Revelation to come true, which is a fucked reason for providing support) and British support (massive guilt over the fact that we were in charge of that area after the war and the Ottoman Empire fell, so we created this eternal shit show and there's some kind of "sunk costs" fallacy in pretending it was right to set up the state of Israel, in the face of all events thereafter somewhat repeatedly telling us otherwise), Muslim support only extends to getting rid of Israel and not to actually liking or helping the Palestinians in any way, etc. - are evil and wrong.

Basically, it's just racism all the way down. And, no, we should not be playing some game of "choose your favourite racist" here.

We could argue over who's more evil than the other, but that's just the fallacy of "comparative evil". Who was more evil? Hitler or Stalin? And the correct answer to that is "they were both evil, and we don't want either of them". And we're not playing some "Four Yorkshiremen sketch" game of comparing body counts or how vile their torturous treatment of human beings was, as if "only 90% evil" or "killed one million less people" is somehow a good conclusion for us all to live under.

The correct answer is that the whole thing is wrong and everyone's being evil and genocidal to the other side. And none of them should have your support.
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Nadine Dorries is the ex secretary of state for digital, culture, media and sport. She's utterly bonkers, and commonly known as "mad nad". Imagine the person least qualified to be a politician, let alone secretary of state, multiply that by about 6, and you have Nadine.
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k345y wrote:
Whiteball wrote:Anyone read Nadine Dorries' book 'The Plot'?

Please, please say you haven't read it.


PLEASE!
I haven't but I heard it was supposedly a collection of 'interviews' with other politicains regarding all the back stabbing and under hand dealings that go on in order to manipulate people in government.

Just wondered if it was credible or cobblers.
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Whiteball wrote:
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Whiteball wrote:Anyone read Nadine Dorries' book 'The Plot'?
Please, please say you haven't read it.
PLEASE!
I haven't but I heard it was supposedly a collection of 'interviews' with other politicains regarding all the back stabbing and under hand dealings that go on in order to manipulate people in government.

Just wondered if it was credible or cobblers.
Condensed by my favourite ex-junkie sketch writer: ‘I would make a stand. For Boris. My rock’ – Nadine Dorries’ The Plot, digested by John Crace.

BTW, tufty forgot to mention that Nads also somehow makes cash on the side as an author of romantic fiction.
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I love how these Tories conspire to corruption - a "special honour" for Nadine, a "secret deal" with Braverman, PPE contracts for Michelle Mone, etc. - and then publicly complain that they've been cheated on their foul plans, as if there was any shred of dignity nor decency to be impugned in the first place.



Like, he's openly admitting gerrymandering here. In public. And solely lamenting that, being blithering idiots, they really didn't think it through, as they most alienated pensioners, of all people - the only remaining demographic who automatically vote Tory out of "slightly racist" reflex action.

It's insane, really, how corrupt they are, to not even realise that, after robbing a bank, you're not supposed to go to the police and complain to them that you didn't get your fair share of the loot.

The Americans have the Fifth Amendment that upholds the right that you cannot be compelled to self-incriminate. These cunts are so brokenly stupid, they don't even comprehend the concept enough to realise that they should be pleading the fifth, rather than going on a bloody book tour promoting their years of underhand corruption.
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KlaxonCow wrote:… These cunts are so brokenly stupid, they don't even comprehend the concept enough to realise that they should be pleading the fifth …
Aside from the absence of any Fifth (or other) Amendment in this country, why should they? Do they receive some kind of individual punishment when they do self-incriminate?
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Harlequin wrote:Do they receive some kind of individual punishment when they do self-incriminate?
Well, that's the point.

They don't. But they absolutely should, when confessing criminal activity, such as gerrymandering.

And, as I've stated before, I think that the activities of party whips should very much be investigated and dealt with criminally. In the same way that if I, or any other member of the public, went up to an MP and bought their vote or special honours or corrupt deals for cash, this would be a criminal matter. And I don't see that party whips have any special legal status that puts them above these laws - it's just a kind of fucked up "tradition" that no-one ever properly investigates or prosecutes.

It's on Hansard. A new MP asked the Speaker if they could force a vote into being a free vote, and the Speaker's response made the legal position clear. As far as the rules of the House are concerned, all votes are free votes. And that how MPs choose to organise themselves is up to them - that is, political parties do not have any official legal status, they are just "MP trade unions" where they choose to self-organise together for mutual advantage. Ergo, party whips do not have ANY special legal privileges beyond what any other citizen has.

That is, MPs have created political parties for their own mutual benefit and then, to enforce some order and policies within their party, have "whips" who go around promising perks and jobs as carrots, and threatening sanction - to lose the whip is to lose party support - as a stick.

But I feel that everyone's become so accustomed to this de facto system that there's insufficient scrutiny over how party whips behave. Offering, say, a ministerial position and its accompanying perks - or threatening to remove this - is a natural and legal means of enforcing order in the party.

But special "secret deals", honours used as bribes, etc. really should be more thoroughly scrutinised. It skirts the line of legality in principle, and I feel that, too often, it's really crossing the line, yet nothing is done.

This is potentially criminal corruption going on. But it's become so "normal", embedded into the woodwork, left unscrutinised, etc. that nothing happens.

If you openly admit to have gerrymandered the vote - and that the only purpose of your policy was to do so - then the electoral commission should really have you arrested and it's thoroughly investigated, with a view to prosecution, if legal boundaries have been crossed.

If an ex-minister is openly admitting to special "secret deals" behind closed doors, then there should be a public inquiry into it - even if it turns out not to be criminal, then it should be fully examined to determine that. Like, you don't just ask a potential criminal "did you commit a crime?" and then just take their word for it, when they say "no". Because, of course, every criminal is going to say "no" every single time.

It's all far, far, far too cosy and unscrutinised and corrupt "tradition" that this stuff isn't raked over with a fine toothcomb every single time.

But it should be. Because this is exactly why they prance around, happily announcing their corruption (some of which might very well be actually criminal - I think it is, but a criminal trial would have to rule that officially, of course), because no-one ever investigates, no-one ever scrutinises, no-one ever prosecutes. Nothing ever happens.

The apple core has become so rotten for so long, everyone's seemingly forgotten what a fresh and healthy apple core is supposed to look like. So corrupt, they don't even realise how fucked up their public confessions are.

It's Trump's "I could shoot someone in the street and no-one would do anything" - and it doesn't so much matter that he's not actually done that (yet), the fact that he believes it and that, worryingly, he's probably absolutely right that he could totally get away with it, is a tyrannical threat unto itself. That bad attitude totally informed his belief that he could just remain as President as long as he liked, and fuck the law, for those Capitol riots. And, indeed, the grand problem here is that, in terms of the distinct lack of any meaningful punishment for doing so, he's kind of right. If the law is not enforced, then there effectively is no law, in practice, whatever flowery language about morals and principles are written down on paper somewhere. If they're not put into action, then it remains just ink on parchment and nothing more than that.

Yes, nothing ever happens. But that's the whole problem that I'm lamenting here. It fucking well should be investigated and I suspect when you do so, there will be repeated grounds for actual criminal prosecution.

(And, of course, "pleading the fifth" was meant metaphorically. The UK does have "the right to remain silent", which is the equivalent right to not self-incriminate. It does also exist, in different form, in the UK too. Like, come on, the Yanks didn't invent this stuff, they got it all from the Magna Carta and Common Law. But, ah, yes, the fact that our constitution is not a written constitution is another, different, bugbear to complain about too.)
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Here's an interesting one on BBC Sounds.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001r1s4

Dr. Hannah Fry covering how a PhD student, covering an important paper for their course, looked at the paper that was a central plank in the whole "austerity" argument made by governments around the world that going into debt, as a result of the banking crisis, could cause the economy to shrink.

They couldn't reproduce the conclusion of the graphs, so nagged the authors sufficiently that, fuck it, here's the spreadsheet they used. Having the raw data from which the graph and conclusion was compiled, they spotted that it had been worked out wrongly. A bunch of countries had been accidentally left out, and this emphasised, in that average, an unlikely outlier year for New Zealand (which had suffered strikes), skewing the data, the graph and the conclusion horribly in the wrong direction.

There was, in fact, nothing in the data to suggest that high debt would cause the economy to shrink. Calculated correctly, the conclusion was that this certain level of debt which was supposed to cause economic shrinkage and recession, actually comes out as 2% growth. Which is not great, admittedly, but it's growth - where we, in reality, ended up with none - from a policy of NOT imposing "austerity".

The argument for austerity was ideological - as we all know - and it was propped up by data that had a spreadsheet error in it, and once fixed, didn't back up the policy at all, but would have advised the Keynesian opposite.

All that suffering - and even death / shortened life expectancy - was based on wrong data, jumped upon by tax-avoiding ideologues to push through a lie.
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Thank you, British public, for actually voting correctly this time.



But, hey, you can buy a pint of wine now.

Because, yes, everyone wants the Brexit privilege of banging the counter and demanding "barkeep, give me a pint of your finest wine" down the local Wetherspoon's.
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KlaxonCow wrote:Thank you, British public, for actually voting correctly this time.



But, hey, you can buy a pint of wine now.

Because, yes, everyone wants the Brexit privilege of banging the counter and demanding "barkeep, give me a pint of your finest wine" down the local Wetherspoon's.
A pint of wine? It is more like a pint of cheap whisky here, despite their cheap lunch-fare I have been avoiding that place as my ever-so slightly foreign accent / not local West Country accent attracts unwanted attention. Should practice my 'uhh arr my loverrr' a bit more.
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In pubs and bars you should keep the old system.
It's a lot cuter to say a 'pint of beer' than 'give me 56.83 centilitres of beet.
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PFVA wrote:In pubs and bars you should keep the old system.
It's a lot cuter to say a 'pint of beer' than 'give me 56.83 centilitres of beet.
This is still the custom in such places. I think the metric system is only enforced for direct purchase of bottles, cans and the like.
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Have the King's Head on Upper Street moved to decimal currency yet?
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I think the point of the pint of wine joke was that a pint of wine is much less wine than 750cc, and they were allegedly going to be asking the same price.
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https://unherd.com/thepost/dutch-study- ... -per-year/
Dutch study: immigration costs state €17 billion per year

Generous welfare benefits have created a huge strain on the public purse

neither Germany nor Europe have reaped the rewards of migration he promised. On the contrary, a number of empirical studies seems to show that the exact opposite is happening, and that instead of a renaissance, mass migration has become an economic burden

Distinguishing between Western and non-Western migration patterns, the study comes to a startling conclusion: if immigration remains at 2015-2019 levels, the annual budget burden will increase from €17 billion in 2016 to about €50 billion. This is an increase that the welfare state would most likely not survive.

The Dutch findings are mirrored in a similar study conducted by the Danish Finance Ministry, which concludes that non-Western immigrants are most likely to remain lifelong recipients of public finances compared to their Western or native Danish peers. Meanwhile, the picture in Germany is not much different: about 45% of those who receive unemployment benefits are not German citizens, costing the taxpayers around €20 billion per year. Austria shows similar numbers, with almost 60% of recipients having a “migrant background”.
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