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KlaxonCow wrote:So, yeah, his mad rambling stopped short of this, but be assured that, in his own mind, we now all live on "planet America" in the American System (Systema Americae) of the American Way (Via Americana) galaxy.
That's because we do, by and large. The USA has politically, financially, and militarily captured most of the world. I make a point of saying the USA as there is a difference between America and the USA; though they are synonymous in everyday language as it has been politically, financially, and militarily captured.
There are pressures threatening their hegemony so the USA is doubling-down in even more direct and less transparent ways. It will burn down the world to rule over the ashes if it has to. This isn't the recent work of an old man with malignant narcissism slipping into dementia.
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It often feel like from inside the West where we're clearly part of that 'captured' monoculture. I'm not sure it's quite so true globally.
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It might feel different if you live in parts of China, Russia, Europe, India, Middle East, Africa, Asia, South America, etc. Even when the culture is different, the USA has enormous influence if not outright control.
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KlaxonCow wrote:Which is ridiculous, if you think about it, that Google have had to set up Google Maps to have multiple different placenames in their databases, in order to concede to the whims, not just of Trump, but every local mad dictatorship on the planet. So every country gets its own localised version of the planet to suit them.

Humanity is absurd.
It already has a lot more complexity than you suggest, it has over 60 languages you can use it in.

That said, I'm pretty sure they won't have misused translations to implement it. But the point is it already had ways of showing many places with other names.
One of the very few things I am slightly am OK about with Trump is if he pisses off google.
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You have to admire the timing:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3eqvyj5qg5o

Meanwhile, US Government has nothing better to do than annoying fans of Blue Skies in Videogames:

https://kotaku.com/white-house-racist-a ... 2000731267
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Racist Tetris doesn't make any sense.

You're building the wall to keep immigrants out.

So, you play Tetris, but random "immigrants" will run across the screen and try to assault your border and then explode when they hit a wall block - which is, of course, exactly how it works.

Seeing as the timing of the border assault from the first "illegal immigrant" is after the first block hits the ground, then it seems impossible to let any immigrants in. But then I realised that the 2-block tall immigrants can run through a 4 x 1 piece laying horizontally - these tall immigrants are only kept out by having a 2-high wall - so I restarted until I got two 4 x 1 pieces that I let fall at the slowest pace and placed horizontally, as I was trying to let the immigrants cross the border. Eventually, a 2-high immigrant appeared and glided right past the two 4 x 1 horizontal pieces, on his way into America... and then he exploded for no reason anyway.

So they've designed it to be impossible to let the immigrants in. You have to have very specific circumstances for it to even be possible - multiple 4 x 1 pieces, as any other piece will have height and explode the 2-high immigrants, who must randomly appear early - and then it just explodes the immigrant anyway, even if decide to have compassion and let them in. I guess a border guard sniper took him out.

But this does call into question why we're building the wall in the first place, if the border guard snipers are that good already at not letting any filthy foreigners in.

But the best bit about Racist Tetris is that you can't remove lines. If you get a horizontal line, then it just stays there. So you can't, in fact, score a Tetris in Racist Tetris. The wall just gets bigger until you've reached the top and you have a massive border wall. Then it's "game over" because the border has been breached, apparently.

Yes, building a big border wall is how the immigrants get in. As tested, even if you try to let the immigrants in, then you can't, due to them just randomly exploding as they reach the border. No, the only way to let the immigrants in - if this is your goal - is actually to build the biggest border wall you can, and then the immigrants auto-win. Despite that making no sense at all.

So I can only take from this that the "moral message" of Racist Tetris is that border walls ultimately don't work.
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Indeed, playing the other games, it seems it's also impossible for the bald eagle to ever get a bill passed.

And that it is a futile endeavour trying to give the kids healthy meals, as the mad bastard controlling the conveyor belt will eventually speed up faster than your reaction times.

So the moral message of these games is either that the Trump administration is inevitably doomed to failure, or they don't know anything about game design.

But that's not an "exclusive OR", so it's probably both.
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So, them 'orrible shitstains the Tate brothers have apparently had new indictments issued by the Romanian government. Trafficking minors, money laundering, sex with a minor, and witness tampering.

https://www.reuters.com/world/romanian- ... 026-09-04/

Part of me is wondering if this hasn't been actually pushed for by the Tates or their counsel / friends, in the hope that the US will send them to Romania rather than the UK. After all, they have spent a good number of years in Romania, and, although technically awaiting trial, they were able to (after a short spell in actual prison) get released under house arrest, which was later softened to being able to travel within Romania, and later again, go where the fuck they liked. Of course this meant they could run their pimping, whoring and raping enterprise quite happily, and every time it looked like they were going to court, the case would "miraculously" get put off for a bit. I'm not suggesting that this is due to corruption, but I suspect a number of Romanian officials have new houses and sports cars. It's unlikely to play out that way in the UK, where some of their assets have already been frozen.

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From Russia With... Legal Action? (probably not, but gawd it'd be nice if just once someone did more than say "Please stop"... ).

https://kotaku.com/tetris-distances-its ... 2000731383
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Someone did something!:

https://kotaku.com/white-house-removes- ... 2000732129

Would you like to know more?

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(yes, absolutely real, as in a real post even if the image is AI generated).
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Someone did something!:

https://kotaku.com/white-house-removes- ... 2000732129

Would you like to know more?

https://64.media.tumblr.com/389cc11eda3 ... 3fab9c.jpg

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Canada pushes to become associate member of the EU:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/c ... j-reports/
Carney pushes idea of making Canada ‘associate member’ of EU, WSJ reports

BRUSSELS - Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney wants closer links with the European Union and is exploring whether his country could become an “associate member” of the bloc, The Wall Street Journal reported on Sunday.

The EU, which has not been flexible about membership rules in the past, is open to the idea of granting Canada a yet to be created status of associate membership, the newspaper reported, citing unnamed officials both from the EU and Canada.
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Canada and the EU are discussing ways to let Canada’s goods, services and workers involved in strategic supply chains such as energy, AI, defense and critical minerals move freely, thus effectively shifting the EU border, The Wall Street Journal said.

Canada and the EU are also talking about laying underwater cables, jointly constructing data centers, cloud storage and new satellite networks and infrastructure to ship Canadian energy to the EU, the newspaper said.

Carney has spoken regularly with several EU leaders, most notably French President Emmanuel Macron, about the possibility of letting Canadians live and work visa-free in the EU, WSJ said, citing two unnamed officials familiar with the matter.
Not only has Trump fucked up, but so has the UK with Brexit.

The EU is taking this seriously and if Canada is able to become an associate member than how long until Australia or New Zealand or other members of the Commonwealth apply for associate membership?

We used to be the middle man between the EU and the Commonwealth. We were told that, leaving the EU, we'd be alright because of our Commonwealth relations and the trade deals we could make with the rest of the world.

America is a pariah state. You don't want to have any trade deals with American anymore - and when Trump refuses to leave office and American democracy is officially dead, with no excuses to pretend otherwise, and the orange manbaby crying tariffs for the rest of his natural life at the rest of the planet, we'll all wish we'd had the balls to move faster in cutting America out of global trade, like the cancer that it has become.

We've not got any favourable deals from the rest of the world since Brexit - nothing to fanfare over, compared to the "unicorns and rainbows" promised for leaving - and now the rest of the world just isn't interested in the UK at all. Screw the middle man, Canada's going straight to the source of the world's biggest economic market.

It also creates the ridiculous position where Canadians can live and work in France or Germany visa-free, yet the actually-European UK can't. Where they'll increasingly have the benefits of the single market or customs union, while our politicians run scared of suggesting re-joining it.

(Canada will also be making its debut at the Eurovision 2027 as well, by the way. It's following Australia to shift its "associate membership" of the EBU into active participation.)
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KlaxonCow wrote:The EU is taking this seriously and if Canada is able to become an associate member than how long until Australia or New Zealand or other members of the Commonwealth apply for associate membership?

We used to be the middle man between the EU and the Commonwealth. We were told that, leaving the EU, we'd be alright because of our Commonwealth relations and the trade deals we could make with the rest of the world.
New Zealand was once called "Britain's farm". When the UK joined the EU it crippled our economy overnight because so much of our exports used to go there. So no, it wasn't a middle-man between the Commonwealth and EU as trade deals had to be made with the EU. The UK effectively left the Commonwealth, it's certainly not the centre of it anymore.
Reforms led to New Zealand focusing on becoming a free-trade nation. It won't join the EU when that impedes making trade-deals with other countries and blocs. Such as our biggest import/export partner; China. All the EU has to do is trade with us, and it does with quota restrictions it sets. Perhaps that's what being an associate member is? In that case it's just a fancy title.
I don't think anyone here cares about Eurovision.

I expect it is similar with Canada. Their biggest import and export partner is the US. By a lot. They might increase ties with the EU but that is performative posturing as the largest obstacle from doing it in the first place are the EU and Canada. I doubt they will be a member of the trading bloc itself.
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Little stoned kiwi wrote:
KlaxonCow wrote:The EU is taking this seriously and if Canada is able to become an associate member than how long until Australia or New Zealand or other members of the Commonwealth apply for associate membership?

We used to be the middle man between the EU and the Commonwealth. We were told that, leaving the EU, we'd be alright because of our Commonwealth relations and the trade deals we could make with the rest of the world.
New Zealand was once called "Britain's farm". When the UK joined the EU it crippled our economy overnight because so much of our exports used to go there. So no, it wasn't a middle-man between the Commonwealth and EU as trade deals had to be made with the EU. The UK effectively left the Commonwealth, it's certainly not the centre of it anymore.
Reforms led to New Zealand focusing on becoming a free-trade nation. It won't join the EU when that impedes making trade-deals with other countries and blocs. Such as our biggest import/export partner; China. All the EU has to do is trade with us, and it does with quota restrictions it sets. Perhaps that's what being an associate member is? In that case it's just a fancy title.
I don't think anyone here cares about Eurovision.

I expect it is similar with Canada. Their biggest import and export partner is the US. By a lot. They might increase ties with the EU but that is performative posturing as the largest obstacle from doing it in the first place are the EU and Canada. I doubt they will be a member of the trading bloc itself.
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