Gay?

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:13 am 0

Oh yeah I know what you mean. There's something about the word 'Faggot' which gives it a really nasty connotation. It's usually spat out in hatred and is rarely used in a jocular way.

But words like gay, poofter, shirt-lifter etc, when directed at your mates in jest, are fine IMO. I wouldn't be offended anyway.

zbandito · Post by **zbandito** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:15 am 0

I've read that most (don't recall the percentage quoted) heterosexual males experiment with homosexuality at a young age. Who knows how true it is; lord knows what it would take to get an honest answer out of most people. But if you want to raise animals, gay animals won't make you much money. And there is obviously some societal pressure to reproduce. Perhaps some of it is related to subconsciously burying these experimental tendancies?

Or something.

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:16 am 0

zbandito wrote:I've read that most (don't recall the percentage quoted) heterosexual males experiment with homosexuality at a young age. Who knows how true it is; lord knows what it would take to get an honest answer out of most people. But if you want to raise animals, gay animals won't make you much money.

I'd pay to watch a gay chicken.

zbandito · Post by **zbandito** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:16 am 0

Oh, and most people are idiots. Perhaps that's a whole thread unto itself. But that one might also cross the gender gap.

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:23 am 0

zbandito wrote:Oh, and most people are idiots. Perhaps that's a whole thread unto itself. But that one might also cross the gender gap.

Ah, but that begs the eternal question - If you were the only sane person left on the planet, who'd be mad then?!

If the majority of people are idiots, then maybe that makes us (the minority) the stupid ones...

Not quite sure where I'm going with this. I definately had a point to make when I started typing...

moobaa · Post by **moobaa** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:39 am 0

koworld wrote:
zbandito wrote:I've read that most (don't recall the percentage quoted) heterosexual males experiment with homosexuality at a young age. Who knows how true it is; lord knows what it would take to get an honest answer out of most people. But if you want to raise animals, gay animals won't make you much money.
I'd pay to watch a gay chicken.

I reckon gay hamsters would sell like hot-cakes

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:57 am 0

I saw a gay duck once...it was quite disturbing actually. The other male ducks were trying to swim away from him, quacking loudly and looking flustered whilst he repeatedly tried to mount them. Then he'd take a few seconds to catch his breath and sort of leer at them from a distance. Very strange and completely true...I experienced mallard rape

zbandito · Post by **zbandito** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:43 am 0

and, of course, http://www.pinette.net/chris/flags/gay/

Fuseball · Post by **Fuseball** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:50 am 0

One of our cats, Merlin, is gay. He kept trying to mount his brother (who didn't seem particularly accomodating to his advances). Unfortunately Merlin then upped-sticks and left home a few months back. We have no idea where he is now...

Personally, I've always been extremely flattered when I've been propositioned by gay guys. A quick "I'm flattered but unfortunately I'm straight" seems to work for me. The only time I was uncomfortable with it was when I was 15 and was mistaken for a rent boy in one of London's seedier arcades. Thankfully I managed to explain my way out of the situation (once I realised that he didn't just want a game of doubles on Joust). The guy trying to pick me up gave me Â£100 and told me to forget I had ever seen him. Perhaps he was someone famous?....

randomdude · Post by **randomdude** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:58 am 0

Aaah. I feel I could spend a lot of time talking crap on thsi thread.

Its really strange.. Ive been (before I started the whole crossdressing lark) chatted up by gay dudes, and I just took it as a compliment.

Now, even when im dressed as a dude and just walking about town, people regularly mistake me for a girl.. even when I have a noticable amount of stubble.. its really quite confusing. But since Becky doesnt mind being called a lesbian, its really not a problem

I spose now im reasonably secure with my sexuality, I don't actually care.

But in saying that me and my (male) friends get quite, er, silly with each other and usually end up jokingly, bah I cant say this right without it coming out wrong

but yeah.

Then friends Girlfriend tried to chat up my girl. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!!!!

Post by **Jedburgh** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:02 pm 0

We used to have a lesbian dog. She'd be the man while our other dog was, um, her bitch. Until the day when she was about 12 years old and on heat and other dogs started hanging round the house. My mum came home to find her outside and looking, in my mum's words, like the cat that got the cream. She'd jumped through the dining room window. Literally through it. It was closed.

randomdude · Post by **randomdude** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:02 pm 0

Fuseball wrote: The guy trying to pick me up gave me Â£100 and told me to forget I had ever seen him. Perhaps he was someone famous?....

Cheesy bastard.

zbandito · Post by **zbandito** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:04 pm 0

randomdude wrote:I cant say this ... without it coming

Is that better?

Maybe the cat went here: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Gay_Cat_Park

Post by **Jedburgh** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:06 pm 0

randomdude wrote:I spose now im reasonably secure with my sexuality, I don't actually care.

There's the thing. It usually comes down to insecurity. Often on the part of the idiots who feel the need to shout, "Oy! U b1g FAG0T! Your t3h GAE!!11!!"

But in saying that me and my (male) friends get quite, er, silly with each other and usually end up jokingly, bah I cant say this right without it coming out wrong but yeah.

Wot? You end up KISING and BUMING each other????!!???!!

randomgirly · Post by **randomgirly** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:54 pm 0

Jedburgh wrote:Wot? You end up KISING and BUMING each other????!!???!!

They kiss each other

well...not properly.

Mmmmm boysex!