*very* funny thing

randomdude · Post by **randomdude** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:01 am 0

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Post your faves here....

personal fave is the Blue Food Coloring And The Urine Test.

Mrs. Partz · Post by **Mrs. Partz** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:29 am 0

I liked this one.....

Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection.

chr$ · Post by **chr$** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:36 am 0

There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

That because they live under mine. And they ARE evil. All clowns are evil. There's something very sinister about clowns and they give me the creeps.

darkladywolf · Post by **darkladywolf** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:29 am 0

There is no such thing as a were-virgin.

But there should be

Max_Sterling · Post by **Max_Sterling** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:45 am 0

lisawolf wrote:
There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
But there should be

And what would happen if I were bitten by one???

darkladywolf · Post by **darkladywolf** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:41 am 0

Max_Sterling wrote:
lisawolf wrote:
There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
But there should be
And what would happen if I were bitten by one???

If you're a virgin you'd probably turn into a pervert every full moon.
Otherwise you'd turn into a virgin every full moon.

Salty · Post by **Salty** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:40 am 0

My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

Krunk · Post by **Krunk** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:59 pm 0

The Microsoft Â® â€˜Dancing Paperclipâ€™ is not authorized to countermand any orders.

f0zz · Post by **f0zz** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:54 pm 0

My personal favourite

Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")

flux capacitor HAahahahahaahah

hairy_pete · Post by **hairy_pete** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:16 pm 0

Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

Tat guy is teh king of danger seekers. I bow to his superiority or something.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:46 pm 0

200. My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

211 Don't ask LTC Steele to sign my copy of Blackhawk Down.

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 11:56 pm 0

60. â€˜The Giant Space Ants' are not at the top of my chain of command.

Well 'Duh! everyone knows the giant space bees are the ones really pulling the strings

Ricardo · Post by **Ricardo** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:33 am 0

21 Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
22 Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

Bloody good idea!

27 Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the paras (British Airborne).

This guy has one hell of a death wish.

Max_Sterling · Post by **Max_Sterling** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:50 am 0

lisawolf wrote:
Max_Sterling wrote:
lisawolf wrote:
There is no such thing as a were-virgin.
But there should be
And what would happen if I were bitten by one???
If you're a virgin you'd probably turn into a pervert every full moon.
Otherwise you'd turn into a virgin every full moon.

Okay, so if the virginal-pervert then goes and has sex during the full moon, would the virginal-pervert then become a virgin again?

ravuya · Post by **ravuya** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:15 am 0

Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

Damn, this explains why I was shot at.

YakYak

very funny thing

very funny thing