what are your pet hates?

thalamus · Post by **thalamus** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:14 pm 0

Who hasn't said or done some either odd, dumbarse or stupid things in their lives?

Eaten coal from the skuttle.

Dropped a concrete slab on my leg.

Stuck my foot in a scalding hot bath.

Had my ear ripped open by a rogue branch.

Held the frame of a car door as my mum slammed it shut.

Fell into a river at midnight.

Phoned up a radio station and told the DJ to eff off.

Blimey, that was one hell of a day.

Who amongst us wasn't a teenager once?

12 years ago

bloid · Post by **bloid** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:25 pm 0

Yay! I like this game!!

Eaten a whole bar of soap
Pushed my sisted backwards down some stairs
Jumped off a 1st floor landing, breaking my rm in the process
Stabbed myself completely through the thumb part of my hand with a flicknife
Put my fingers under the front of a fiesta bonnet to open it...as my mum opened it from the back! (stoopid fiestas)
Unwired a plug, and held live to neutral
Rode my Grifter over a bmx ramp (face + ground + scraping)

Who amongst us wasn't a teenager once?

only 11 years for me...

Lifer Riley · Post by **Lifer Riley** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:28 pm 0

Back on the subject of pet hates, can I have clammy girls on hen-nights who think that they're the first to ever have the idea of hiring a stretch limo for a crazy pub-crawl?

Ta.

bloid · Post by **bloid** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:29 pm 0

Lifer Riley wrote:Back on the subject of pet hates, can I have clammy girls on hen-nights who think that they're the first to ever have the idea of hiring a stretch limo for a crazy pub-crawl?

Ta.

Did you see "Taxi Nights" or whatever it's called on ITV1 last week?

*shudder*

ross · Post by **ross** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:33 pm 0

Few more:

- Fell 25ft from thin branches at top of tree trying to recover something (I was 12 and *very* heavy, the branches very thin).

- Tried to look cool in Turkish lift (containing *very* pretty turkish girl) and leant against the door. Unfortunately there was no door and my hand stuck to the wall and got trapped in the top of the lift (after being dragged down two floors). Damaged nerves in thumb and first two fingers of left hand

Stood for 15 minutes with my hand stuck at the top, where the door would be, with blood dripping off my elbow.

- Knocked out my brothers front two teeth with a tennis racket (luckily they were his milk teeth). This was before I learnt to control my temper - and he did call me fat.

- FAVE: Removed the handbrake from my mums citroen (on the dashboard) whilst the car was on a hill. Car rolled backwards so I tried to get out and trapped my leg between car door and lamp-post. Paralysed for ~48 hours, permanent damage to kneecap

Please humour me, never kidnapped a thread before

ChinaFigurine · Post by **ChinaFigurine** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:33 pm 0

I have more!

> I broke my leg climbing a football net during a game of rounders.
> I have just broken the expensive laser printer at work.
> I once decided to keep a tub of ladybirds, went back to them a couple of days later and realised i hadn't pierced the lid.
> I lost a fish whilst cleaning it's bowl.
> I told a friends sister it was ok to eat small balls of plastic (at the time i didn't realise how dangerous this actually was)
> Gone to the dentists on the wrong day

Lifer Riley · Post by **Lifer Riley** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:34 pm 0

bloid wrote:

Did you see "Taxi Nights" or whatever it's called on ITV1 last week?

Repeated on ITV2 last night and started a chain of events that began with a jaw hitting the carpet and ended with me posting here.

*Obi-wan points at long white car* "The ming is strong in this one, Luke..."

ChinaFigurine · Post by **ChinaFigurine** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:35 pm 0

ross wrote:
Stuff

No fair, you are so much more stoopider than me.

ross · Post by **ross** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:37 pm 0

ChinaFigurine wrote:
ross wrote:
Stuff
No fair, you are so much more stoopider than me.

Oh I know, I am stoopider than most people

On top of that I am exceptionally clumbsy and have the common sense of a hedgehog.

chr$ · Post by **chr$** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:51 pm 0

Leant against the wall in a pub only to discover that it wasn't a wall, it was a door leading to behind the bar, sending the staff flying and causng about 40 squids worth of damage.

Tried to sell Faith No More some tickets for their own gig (well I didn't know who they were!)

shut a door and then walked into it.

fell head first down the stairs into the wall at the bottom (last week!)

Once chatted my cousin up cuz I didn't realise who she was (It was 9 years since I'd last seen her!)

bloid · Post by **bloid** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:52 pm 0

Trolley wrote:Tried to sell Faith No More some tickets for their own gig (well I didn't know who they were!)

class!

ChinaFigurine · Post by **ChinaFigurine** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:32 pm 0

Trolley wrote: Tried to sell Faith No More some tickets for their own gig

I think we have a winner!

skweek · Post by **skweek** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:39 pm 0

That's pretty funny.

What did they say?

ross · Post by **ross** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:44 pm 0

I wouldn't have bought them if I were FNM either, they've been naff since that one (or was it two) songs they released with the fish in the video.

moobaa · Post by **moobaa** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:52 pm 0

ross wrote:I wouldn't have bought them if I were FNM either, they've been naff since that one (or was it two) songs they released with the fish in the video.

HERETIC!