WHORING FOR SHEEP

Andy Pandy · Post by **Andy Pandy** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:01 am 0

Remember... sheep give wool for warm cloths... nice to know because the weather is getting colder.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:29 am 0

Yak wrote:Sorry. I'm all out of wrath.

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Yeah, but you've got plenty of irk - will that do instead? Or do you have to pop down to the co-op to get something - they always have plenty of ire in, but it costs an arm and a leg.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:31 am 0

Heh - "Beware the irk of Yak"

These things never make sense until you have a knife in your back.

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 9:04 am 0

I thought I could resist the call of the post but I couldnt...

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 9:25 am 0

Damn you all and your sheep gathering ways.

Just for Jac:

We are using Colgate Herbal at the moment. Tastes a bit funny til you get used to it but seems to leave us sparkly.

As for elbow skin, my left is much dodgier than the right which I attribute to my poor typing style where the left hand sticks mainly to a few keys with a resting elbow while the right floats and does a lot more. But they both get treated with whatever Joan has lying about on a regular basis.

Simon

Song of the day: Megadeth - Liar

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:19 am 0

Speaking of funny tasting toothpaste, on her last day here PFVA managed to brush her teeth with antiseptic cream instead of toothpaste.

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shobet_mawr · Post by **shobet_mawr** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:20 am 0

I think I should start a post called sheepie anon.

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 10:28 am 0

Yak wrote:Speaking of funny tasting toothpaste, on her last day here PFVA managed to brush her teeth with antiseptic cream instead of toothpaste.

I've done something worse than that...

After appendicitis I was prescribed some cream* for the wound(s) - I ended up with three incisions because they did an exploratory "dig" the day before - and I managed to brush my teeth with that, in Amsterdam, and then accidentally leave it under Sam's sofa. I blame the wine he kept foisting on me. It can't have been the spliff, can it?

*The really bad bit of this is that it was essentially the same kind of thing as Canesten**... Shudder!

** If you don't know what this is, don't ask, you don't want to know!

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 11:15 am 0

Speaking of funny tasting toothpaste, on her last day here PFVA managed to brush her teeth with antiseptic cream instead of toothpaste.

I once squirted shaving foam under my armpit thinking it was deo spray..

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 11:19 am 0

IS this really the best way to get a sheepie?

Does that make a shepherd?

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 11:31 am 0

Gathering sheep from over the cyberverse... to here!

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 2:09 pm 0

Cant let this post go can we ...

shobet_mawr · Post by **shobet_mawr** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 2:11 pm 0

I'm going to have to spank you arnt I

Post by **Snakey** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 2:31 pm 0

ARGGH!!!

Stop it NOW, or i'll send the boys round!

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 2:58 pm 0

Take this you fiende!