WHORING FOR SHEEP

[ekendrick]

must dig out my faq and wave in front of your sheep whoring face you sheep whoring whore you.

[ekendrick]

Of course, I meant that in a pleasant way.

[ekendrick]

Welcome to brad.drivel. This is a nesleep por bradford withle puping drat
spook impling frib drivel. This of course includes cascades. Withling umble
int dat group isne fring able Paul Sutton.

Bot nuffle off drat pleasentariesousness's andle continouosoly with the FAQ:


Q: "I Don't understand a word of this FAQ"

A: You shooldle comprenenson trangs ab ibble lid broodle. Dis is iffle all a
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Q: "Why is there a brad.drivel anyway?"

A: Ah! A verily simplotonianionunon questing dare. Int a long not too dasting
pastime, our most illostriningous menefactorial, Paul Sutton, greweth
wearying if tear quantitinium if cascades unt blingumerouses uth R
drivel found on brad.chat (oh wonder oh gosh oh poop) that he decided to
creating into the world a neweth group: called (wating flor this)
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And we all lookedeth upon it and saw it was good. Though it needed a bit of
content, and this task I did verily undertake, and I then lookedeth upon the
filled newsgroup and saweth it was drivel, and it was cr*p.


Q: "I almost understood that, am I getting good at this?"

A: Nyap. Ibble bong ticking int omolst nermal onglish pour ino minoment. A por
atempt atle inder FAQ that would be then!


Q: "Ok, let me get this straight. This is a newsgroup for cascades and
nonsense, like this FAQ?"

A: nit quit. Dis newsgroup tis flor ail postings dat are non-seriousness int
natural that dunt deservle under wider erdiance. Tris includes cascades,
drivelling FAQ nunsence, slily poems, storalees, und anything drat wilt
annoyeth Paul Sutton methinks ifeth it twas posted umpteenth trimes uplon
brad.chat.
Q: "Ok, let me get this straight. This is a newsgroup for cascades and
nonsense, like this FAQ?"

A: nit quit. Dis newsgroup tis flor ail postings dat are non-seriousness int
natural that dunt deservle under wider erdiance. Tris includes cascades,
drivelling FAQ nunsence, slily poems, storalees, und anything drat wilt
annoyeth Paul Sutton methinks ifeth it twas posted umpteenth trimes uplon
brad.chat.


Q: "Can I start posting now?"

A: Of corsle. Mind you, with risle dat rite too flambeaux thine postings if we
su wisch. Dit ist ifteral the best *local* group pir dat sirt of tang.

[Andy Pandy]

must dig out my faq and wave in front of your sheep whoring face you sheep whoring whore you.

Don't accuse me of been a sheep whore... you sheep whore... but my sheep whoring days are over... and I've got my flock to attend to, now?
Bussy time ahead....

[Andy Pandy]

Welcome to brad.drivel. This is a nesleep por bradford withle puping drat
spook impling frib drivel. This of course includes cascades. Withling umble
int dat group isne fring able Paul Sutton.

Bot nuffle off drat pleasentariesousness's andle continouosoly with the FAQ:


Q: "I Don't understand a word of this FAQ"

A: You shooldle comprenenson trangs ab ibble lid broodle. Dis is iffle all a
drivel newloop plongy. Try to stree plings brim oohoor pint if pew. If dis
FAQ wasn't drivel it wudnee beling ton brad.drivel woldne it?


Q: "Why is there a brad.drivel anyway?"

A: Ah! A verily simplotonianionunon questing dare. Int a long not too dasting
pastime, our most illostriningous menefactorial, Paul Sutton, greweth
wearying if tear quantitinium if cascades unt blingumerouses uth R
drivel found on brad.chat (oh wonder oh gosh oh poop) that he decided to
creating into the world a neweth group: called (wating flor this)
BRAD.DRIVEL !!!! (drivel drivel cascade drivel)
And we all lookedeth upon it and saw it was good. Though it needed a bit of
content, and this task I did verily undertake, and I then lookedeth upon the
filled newsgroup and saweth it was drivel, and it was cr*p.


Q: "I almost understood that, am I getting good at this?"

A: Nyap. Ibble bong ticking int omolst nermal onglish pour ino minoment. A por
atempt atle inder FAQ that would be then!


Q: "Ok, let me get this straight. This is a newsgroup for cascades and
nonsense, like this FAQ?"

A: nit quit. Dis newsgroup tis flor ail postings dat are non-seriousness int
natural that dunt deservle under wider erdiance. Tris includes cascades,
drivelling FAQ nunsence, slily poems, storalees, und anything drat wilt
annoyeth Paul Sutton methinks ifeth it twas posted umpteenth trimes uplon
brad.chat.
Q: "Ok, let me get this straight. This is a newsgroup for cascades and
nonsense, like this FAQ?"

A: nit quit. Dis newsgroup tis flor ail postings dat are non-seriousness int
natural that dunt deservle under wider erdiance. Tris includes cascades,
drivelling FAQ nunsence, slily poems, storalees, und anything drat wilt
annoyeth Paul Sutton methinks ifeth it twas posted umpteenth trimes uplon
brad.chat.


Q: "Can I start posting now?"

A: Of corsle. Mind you, with risle dat rite too flambeaux thine postings if we
su wisch. Dit ist ifteral the best *local* group pir dat sirt of tang.

I know a very good head doctor (worked mircles for me)... do you want me to give him a call, for you? I'm sure he can help your whoring ways...

[ekendrick]

I know a very good head doctor (worked mircles for me)... do you want me to give him a call, for you? I'm sure he can help your whoring ways...

It doesn't matter if I want to sheep whore or not.

How many of y'all ever been to a barbecue
And you always got an Uncle Juan that wanna show you
How all the dances go
And they start it off like this


electric slide on the dance floor

freaky-deaky like studio 54

GIRLS!! Until the IRS raids it

Drug money get converted into music

The dope man becomes an entertainer

Leave that crack alone!

I told the customers

I'm into bigger and better things Mr. Fiend
Yo

[ekendrick]

Don't you all regret ignoring this thread?

[Andy Pandy]

Don't you all regret ignoring this thread?

My Godddd! What have I created.

[ekendrick]

My Godddd! What have I created.

You've created a monster. Using one of these readily available methods:








or




or the age old method of making your very own little monster:

[PFVA]

<Twisted laugh> hahahahahahah! now I have you... all mine, you dirty fluzzy.

Have U named the new one yet?

[Jac]

You know, I've probably mentioned this before, but when I was at university, the admins had to create a newsgroup especially for me:

Pah, my Sheep had his own newsgroup for a year and a half while he^h^hI was at uni.

(uni ng prefix).sheep.larry

Scarily enough there was a second .sheep group, but that belonged to a union society.

We have now created a ng for him on our server but of course it's not widely propagated. There are only four irregular posters.

(prefix).worship.larry - suitably immodest for a Kapokian who isn't even six yet?

[Spirit]

The electric goes off for a number of hours and this topic explodes by ten pages! You bad sheep whores!

[Andy Pandy]

<Twisted laugh> hahahahahahah! now I have you... all mine, you dirty fluzzy.

Have U named the new one yet?

Baarbara Lambiekins is her name... but she wants to be the boss.

[Elizian]

But surely they we're reinstated when the Junction Sparing rule was introduced?

(I sooooo hope our American Llamasoftie pals are reading )

Sorry for the delay ... points failure at Parson's Green.

No, that was with the Junction Sparring rule - an easy mistake to make because they wrote it into Appendix 47B, rather than in the main text.
So, you're still in knip unless you're going to part with some of those bronze tokens you've been hoarding.

[koworld]

Partridge Lane