GodMedia wrote:Clerks in stores who act like they are doing you a favor allowing you to come and spend you're hard-earned money on their products.
*SPIT* I'm paying their bills when I buy stuff in their stores, I'm doing them a favor coming to shop there!
Dumbass customers who think just because they pay my bills that means I'm their personal slave: forcing me to pick up their garbage: expectimg me to clean up the mess they make: spitting their chewing gum on the carpet the horrid buggers!
Also: People who don't watch their unruley brood.
And of course: unscrupulous nasty evil shoplifters! Die all of you! Right now!
Hey, I certainly don't advocate treating the clerks bad, I'm talking about those clerks that think it's a big pain in the ass just to ring up my purchases. And those you can find anywhere from thrift stores all the way up to the big department stores.
Still, if you're the one doing the shopping, then you do expect that some stuff is just taken care of for you.
Even kittens? Everyone likes kittens. Even circus midgets have a need for them...
"Shouting lager, lager, lager, lager. Shouting lager, lager, lager, lager. Is just one of the reasons you're not welcome at Claridges any more". -Psychic Bob