WHORING FOR SHEEP

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:57 pm 0

But what's this?

I hear cheering.

Lots and lots of cheering.

I didn't think he was coming, what with the security risk and all...

I can't quite see him, through the crowds.

Who could the next Badger be?

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:59 pm 0

Yes, it is.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Proudly being carried towards us in the Badger parade is our very own Badger Beckham. I'm told Posh Squirrel can't be with us today, as she's been abducted. But that doesn't seem to have stopped Badger Beckham for appearing here today. What a professional.

"...like"

piku · Post by **piku** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:00 pm 0

Come one!
Come all!
Come see the spectacular Badger circus!

First up we have "Mr Regurgitato"... see how he can bring up birdseed! marvel at the way it comes straight up without a problem.

Remember kids, do not try this at home. Remember these are specially trained badgers!

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:08 pm 0

Some badgers attempting to eat a friend.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:08 pm 0

Look BadgerPVB says that if your badger isn't on the list in the Badger parade then he ain't an official Badger Parade badger. Personally he thinks he's from the Badger Rose Freak Badger Show Showing A Show of Freak Badgers at the Rose Badger farm.

But that's just his opinion. Major Badge Badger of Badgertown organiser of the Badger Parader says we should all get down and join in the fun. And buy lots of heavily overpriced drinks. Hurrah!

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:12 pm 0

Badger trapped behind glass attempts to get people to pay Â£275 for him.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:15 pm 0

But look, across there...

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:17 pm 0

I do believe that you can have free ice creams and balloons. If you are a fee paying badger. Yes true - you don't have to be a badger to join, but it's a lot less painless if you are.

And now, let the badger parade continue!

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:21 pm 0

I can smell the incense and illegal drugs from here. Fresh from his tour of the sixties via his yellow torpedo - here's JPRG (John Paul Ringo and George) Badger!

"All I am saying, is smell this".

piku · Post by **piku** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:24 pm 0

ekendrick wrote:I do believe that you can have free ice creams and balloons. If you are a fee paying badger. Yes true - you don't have to be a badger to join, but it's a lot less painless if you are.

Looks like you get free acid tablets too, going off the look on that badger's face!

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:30 pm 0

Oh no!

It looks like the parade has been interrupted. What a palaver. Get a room!

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:31 pm 0

Can I just take this interruption to say - you can now buy the official Badger Parade album on CD and cassette at your local music store:

Yes. We have Songs by all the greats.

Bodge and Badge do Jive Badger
Roger the Badger on it's only Rock and Roll (but I like it)
Jilly the Skunk with Samuel Pepe Peeps
Harry Hill sings the blues.
Badger Badger the Rascal and his furry friend sing Catatonic.

Oh yeah. Order now and the second disk free.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:39 pm 0

Well, that's all we have time for for today's Badger Parade.

I hope you enjoyed it, I know I did, and so did the horse. But before you go, Mayor Badger would like to give you all a gift:

Yes, it's rabies. Have fun now, y'hear?

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:40 pm 0

Did I miss the parade?

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 11:41 pm 0

you evil evil evil person.