WHORING FOR SHEEP

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:02 pm 0

Oh my. What have I started today? Everyone's avatar changing!

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:07 pm 0

Looking at those avatars it's amazing what you can fit into 6k!

aureole · Post by **aureole** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:09 pm 0

still available:

Oh, the gangs all together again....

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:10 pm 0

Balls, I'm on my third Avatar now as it is. Might have to knock up an animated version some time and see if anyone notices!

Simon

Song of the day: Mother Love Bone - Chloe Dancer/Crown Of Thorns

aureole · Post by **aureole** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:13 pm 0

Well, my old squirrel had

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:15 pm 0

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strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:17 pm 0

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:20 pm 0

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:22 pm 0

ENOUGH!!

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:45 pm 0

Boing.

Whee!

Boing.

Whee!

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:46 pm 0

Boing.

Whee!

Boing.

Whee!

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:51 pm 0

If you are quoting that classic of literature, John Mouse and the Apple Adventure by Roger Hargreaves, I think you'll find it's

Whizz!
Bang!
Woof!

Whizz!
Bang!
Woof!

Eye thang ewe.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 5:58 pm 0

Whizz bang woof?

Is that the noise of a firework shot at a dog covered in petrol?

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 6:00 pm 0

Aren't carrots that look a bit like genitals funny?

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 6:10 pm 0

ekendrick wrote:Whizz bang woof?

Is that the noise of a firework shot at a dog covered in petrol?

No. Clearly you have missed out on the literary masterpiece that is John Mouse and the Apple Adventure. (There's also John Mouse Goes to Work and probably several others - Roger Hargreaves was quite prolific.)

John Mouse, the hero of our story, is for some reason that escapes me (it was 29 years ago that I first heard this story, and probably 24 years since I last read it) up a tree, with a dog below him. He drops an apple on the dog's head - Whizz! Bang! Woof! Twice. The dog runs away and John Mouse returns to the hole in the skirting board in the house, where he lives.

The Mr Men were a great disappointment after this.