Beginning to hate cats!

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PFVA wrote:Close them in a room where they can do less damage, when you go to sleep. A friend of mine has 4 and she closes them in the kitchen for the night. That way any possible damage gets limited to one room.
I think that's what i'm going to start doing. I'll either have to do that..or they're gonna have to go. Seems that lately my duvet is someone's place to leave stinky presents lately too. I have just completely had it with them :cry:
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laptoplover wrote:That's the only thing I don't miss about my FOUR cats back home, is the night-time antics and getting up to find the sheer horror in the morning of what it was you were hearing during the night.
heheh. Our cats were always kept in at night and one evening we couldn't find one *anywhere* - we were sure she was in but concluded she must have slipped out sometime. The next morning she was found at breakfast time when I went to get a spoon and found her *crammed* into the cutlery drawer 8O :roll:

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Climbed up the back? Mate of mine's kept on getting stuck behind the cooker looking for a mouse.
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Dio wrote:Climbed up the back? Mate of mine's kept on getting stuck behind the cooker looking for a mouse.
Nope, can only get in the top when it's open. Must have somehow got in there whilst washing up previous evening and then been shut in.
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Ms. Partz wrote:Seems that lately my duvet is someone's place to leave stinky presents lately too.
I thought Partz was going to see the doctor about that?
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thalamus wrote:
Ms. Partz wrote:Seems that lately my duvet is someone's place to leave stinky presents lately too.
I thought Partz was going to see the doctor about that?
Hehe...i might blame him if he were only here :wink:
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This is the answer to all problems with naughty cats.

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Anders wrote:This is the answer to all problems with naughty cats.

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:twisted: Giving me ideas hehe.

I have now put the tree back up..hopefully to stay this time. I have also made a place for them to spend their nights now. Won't be anymore knocking the tree over, or anything else for that matter. Buggers!!
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Well, my little monsters have spent their first night locked up. I could hear them down here all night making all kinds of noises. I was a little afraid to look when i let them out..but all seems well. All but their attitudes now :lol: They aren't so happy with me. I'll have to watch my back all day now :wink:
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Ms. Partz wrote:Well, my little monsters have spent their first night locked up. I could hear them down here all night making all kinds of noises. I was a little afraid to look when i let them out..but all seems well. All but their attitudes now :lol: They aren't so happy with me. I'll have to watch my back all day now :wink:
lol!!!

<reminisce>

When I was younger, my parents had a couple of alsations. Jason, the black one, actied thick, but wasn't... One day, Mum told him off. A bit later, he was waiting by the back door to be let out, which was strange as it was pissing down with rain at the time, and he never went out when it was raining.

So mum let heim out. About ten minuites later, while doing the washing up, she looks out of the window, and sees Jason sitting in the middle of the lawn, getting soaked.

With her best slippers, just in front of him...

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:lol: :lol:
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i dont leave mine in anymore. theres a perfectly servicable shed for when it rains :twisted:
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Anders wrote:This is the answer to all problems with naughty cats.

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Nah. This is the answer to naughty cats:

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ROODEF.htm :lol:
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Cats are to animals as weeds are to plants.
Rimmer: The time for talking is over. Now call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard, and we hit it fast, with a major, and I mean major, leaflet campaign.
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Digital-Knight wrote:Cats are to animals as weeds are to plants.
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