Argh! Accidentally hurt my cat!

Spoongod · Post by **Spoongod** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:41 pm 0

She's real pissed off. How do you make it up to a cat? I'm really gonna miss her when she goes, so I don't want her to hate me.

benedictw · Post by **benedictw** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:42 pm 0

Tuna and strokes.

Cream optional.

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:51 pm 0

Ach, that's a *horrible* feeling.

Tuna, as benedictw said, and strokes.

And soft-voiced apologies.

offyoutoddle · Post by **offyoutoddle** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:03 pm 0

Small head - hopefully small memory - tomorrow is a new day?

Spoongod · Post by **Spoongod** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:12 pm 0

offyoutoddle wrote:Small head - hopefully small memory - tomorrow is a new day?

Very true, but I'm stupid enough to treat non-sentient beings as people.

Anyway, in my stupidity I petted a very pissed-off cat, carried it delicately to its bowl, and fed it food. I'm hated no more.

Cats are awesome. All animals (in and of themselves) are worth being treated nicely simply just because there's no reason not to. Thier owners, however...

(Actually I lie, there are some individual animals that I cannot get along with, as they have been brought up by spacktards. But you know, mammals.

)

moobaa · Post by **moobaa** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:17 pm 0

I shall not comment.

And yet, in a funny way, I have.

punkrulesok · Post by **punkrulesok** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:17 pm 0

Thats the thing about pets though - they are so forgiving

. I remember that time I stood on my doggies (Bobby, no longer with us

) paw, and he gave such a yelp. But immediately, I got down on the floor and hugged him, and all was fine

. Much doggie licking commenced, and I had to go wash me face of slobber afterwards

.

grue · Post by **grue** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:19 pm 0

punkrulesok wrote:Thats the thing about pets though - they are so forgiving . I remember that time I stood on my doggies (Bobby, no longer with us ) paw, and he gave such a yelp. But immediately, I got down on the floor and hugged him, and all was fine . Much doggie licking commenced, and I had to go wash me face of slobber afterwards .

A dog forgets and forgives. A cat though, oh no, he/she will show it every fucking chance

punkrulesok · Post by **punkrulesok** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:21 pm 0

grue wrote:
punkrulesok wrote:Thats the thing about pets though - they are so forgiving . I remember that time I stood on my doggies (Bobby, no longer with us ) paw, and he gave such a yelp. But immediately, I got down on the floor and hugged him, and all was fine . Much doggie licking commenced, and I had to go wash me face of slobber afterwards .
A dog forgets and forgives. A cat though, oh no, he/she will show it every fucking chance

Thats a feline for you! They share many ways of the female side! Purrr

TFO · Post by **TFO** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:23 pm 0

I believe the expression goes something like:
"Mistreat your dog, and it'll still love you. Mistreat your cat, and it'll fuck off."

Blackie · Post by **Blackie** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:26 pm 0

I suggest a good dollup of mayo.

offyoutoddle · Post by **offyoutoddle** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:27 pm 0

The Frozen One wrote:I believe the expression goes something like:
"Mistreat your dog, and it'll still love you. Mistreat your cat, and it'll fuck off."

Good point. A cat is a very different to a dog!

I seem to remember reading in a book recently a dog is a happy creature that lives in an ever present happy now. Maybe a cat doesn't - but Spoon seems to have been forgiven, so alls well that ends well!

And good on you Spoon for treating an animal so well.

met lots of people I disliked, but I don't think I ever met many animals I didn't. I think some animals deserve more respect than some of the people I've come across.....

Bluey · Post by **Bluey** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:28 pm 0

*beats Blackie over the head with a spoon*

What happened? Hope your cat forgives you...

GeeZa · Post by **GeeZa** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:35 pm 0

I once annoyed my cat (it was an on-going battle of wills) and so he casually walked upstairs and shat on my laptop keyboard. Stanley his name was and he won that particular battle. Little f**cker got run over the following week. I'm now a firm believer in karma. He was the Nick Cotton of moggies.

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Wed Jun 15, 2005 2:54 pm 0

Yur. My problem is, I've raised my kitties to be *too* affectionate if anything. They haven't realised that when they were ickle, it was cute and sweet for them to seek me out in bed and snuggle up at night.

Now, Gouraud weighs a fucktonne and has an unerring homing instinct for standing directly over my bladder at three in the morning.

Git.