Elton John to play at ronnie barkers funeral...

subzero · Post by **subzero** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:26 pm 0

....four candles in the wind....

comedy genius - may he rest in pieces

venusian · Post by **venusian** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:30 pm 0

Heh, heh.

With a loud raspberry substituted for each "wind".

Post by **Jedburgh** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:33 pm 0

Is it last week again?

sponge · Post by **sponge** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:50 pm 0

Elton John can cunt off. Seriously.

Princessy Di hated the wanker and he just used her death to re-launch his floundering pop career. She thought candle in the wind was a twatty song.

Poor Ronnie B. I bet he hated the cunt, too.

Cunty cunt cunt.

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:55 pm 0

I think sub may have been joking. Making a reference to the "four candles" sketch.

No, 'andles for forks!

subzero · Post by **subzero** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:23 pm 0

Fil is correct - its a joke going around with reference to that classic sketch

sponge · Post by **sponge** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:26 pm 0

Elton can fuck off anyway!

zip accident · Post by **zip accident** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:08 am 0

sponge wrote:

Elton can fuck off anyway!

Why?

"Saturday night is alright for fighting" was unfortunate, I agree, but was there anything else?

pd · Post by pd » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:11 am 0

zip accident wrote:
sponge wrote:

Elton can fuck off anyway!

Why?

"Saturday night is alright for fighting" was unfortunate, I agree, but was there anything else?

What about the fact he spends something stupid like Â£25 TRILLION a month on CANDLES without so much as a murmur. But then he plays the right martyr and sells some of his old clothes to dicks such as beckham and posh and raises about 10p for charity and the WHOLE F'ING WORLD has to know about it.

He is one of the biggest wankers ever - no question.

20thCenturyBoy · Post by **20thCenturyBoy** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:15 am 0

What I want to know is who's going to play at Elton's funeral?
Eh? Eh?!

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:31 am 0

What I want to know is who's going to play at Elton's funeral?

The Cheeky Girls.

*sprints for cover*

Post by **Jedburgh** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:34 am 0

20thCenturyBoy wrote:What I want to know is who's going to play at Elton's funeral?
Eh? Eh?!

Barbara Dickson or Elkie Brooks, one would assume.

Rod_S · Post by **Rod_S** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:39 am 0

20thCenturyBoy wrote:What I want to know is who's going to play at Elton's funeral?
Eh? Eh?!

Steps, Kylie, and Bros. Headliners = Anal Cunt.

Kiigan · Post by **Kiigan** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:49 am 0

He's like the grim reaper, but with a piano.

If you ever see him walking towards you with a little Casio tucked under his arm, run!

gravy · Post by **gravy** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:51 am 0

Di should return the favour.

Dig her up, little bit of engineering and get her bashing together some cymbals like those fez wearning clockwork monkeys.