Elton John to play at ronnie barkers funeral...

Sir_LANs-a-lot · Post by **Sir_LANs-a-lot** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:02 am 0

MUST...NOT...PHOTOSHOP..

GNNH...

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:04 pm 0

As for who'd play at Elton's funeral, he adapted a song of his for Di maybe somebody should adapt a song for him too.

Although I don't think anybody has made a song called "prematurely bald oversized wig wearing pretentious nob"

betamax · Post by **betamax** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:13 pm 0

Kiigan wrote:He's like the grim reaper, but with a piano.

If you ever see him walking towards you with a little Casio tucked under his arm, run!

I'd be struggling with my fight or flight reflex, personally

WHITAKER · Post by **WHITAKER** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:20 pm 0

Kiigan wrote:He's like the grim reaper, but with a piano.

Haha yeah, there was a letter in Viz years ago that went something like this:

Viz wrote:Marc Bolan, good friend of Elton John: Died in car crash.

Princess Di, friend of Elton John: Died in car crash.

Gianni Versace, friend of Elton John: Gunned down.

IF I WAS GEORGE MICHAEL I'D BE SHITTING MYSELF!

Kiigan · Post by **Kiigan** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:09 am 0

WHITAKER wrote:Marc Bolan, good friend of Elton John: Died in car crash.

Princess Di, friend of Elton John: Died in car crash.

Gianni Versace, friend of Elton John: Gunned down.

IF I WAS GEORGE MICHAEL I'D BE SHITTING MYSELF!

It's almost... a little suspicious.

I'm just sayin'... can he account for his whereabouts? We should be told.

Y'all saw what happened to Homer Simpson when he had Snake's hair transplanted onto his head right? It took over his body and made him evil. Where did Elton's hair come from? These are the questions we should be asking.