Hiding behind the sofa...

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The following are my childhood "hide behind the sofa" memories. :D

"Children of the Stones" - creepy 70's sci fi thing, based around Avebury in Wiltshire. Can't really remember why, but it scared the living shit out of me as a kid - people jumping out of the stones etc. :?

Most of Dr Who; in particular, the "Horror of Fang Rock" episode, with the "bubble bath" monster creeping up the lighthouse stairs. (very sad I know :) ) (The one with the big Rat was pretty scary too!)

Almost all of "Sapphire and Steel" - great series, must get around to getting it on DVD some day.

.....and the ubermeister for me......"SECRET ARMY"! :) Guaranteed "behind the sofa" material....French Resistance shenanigans, with a cliffhanger every week involving almost certain capture for the resistance heroes, by the villainous Gestapo types! :o Cracking Stuff indeed :D
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troutmaster wrote:And the bit where they fall into the cellar, firstly you think its about a 10 foot drop, then you get down there and see its about the height of a milk crate.

There was ten of us in a mates bedroom just rewinding that scene and almost dying of laughter for about 20 minutes - the kind of laughing where you can't breathe, tears are just streaming down your face and your lungs and the back of your head hurts from laughing so much. I'm getting the giggles just thinking about it...
I got that with the "Power of Christ compels you!" scene in The Exorcist. There's something very, very funny about the way they all pause and try to say it at the same time - rather poorly.


And, back to my Public Information Film thing...
- The Beware-Of-Ponds one, voiced by Donald Pleasance and featuring an evil, cloaked figure beckoning some kids (including a young Todd Carty) to fall into some stagnant water and drown. When the kids wander off, the cloak flops into the water with an echoing "I'll be back!"

- The tour of a burnt-out house with a sing-song variant of The House That Jack Built ("This is the room where the children were born, who didn't wake up to see the morn...")

- The pitiless Protect & Survive films, with instructions on what to do with rotting bodies in the house.

- The one where the beflared urchin tries to unwedge a frisbee from the guts of an electrical sub-station and his feet explode ("Jimmeeeeeeeee!")

- The one where the kid is running along a beach barefoot and the film freezes as he's just about to step on a piece of sticky-up glass.

Have a nice day. :twisted:
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jimatargoed wrote: Almost all of "Sapphire and Steel" - great series, must get around to getting it on DVD some day.
cant believe no-one else has mentioned sapphire and steel. scared the willies out of me what with all the supernatural stuff, and stuff. er i dont remember much about it just the way is scared me.

and as sickboy said, the PI films about nuclear war. nice. dear 12/13 yr old. try not to be scared shitless for about 6 years now... i actually knew a kid whose family had their own shelter 8O and the air raid siren was right next to our house
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Sickboy wrote:
Jac wrote:everything you watch in school is BOOOOOOOORRRRINNNNNNNNNNG.
Pfft. Words & Pictures? You & Me? Classics.

And we watched a fantastic, overly-detailed 'sex education' doc, once, and one of the girls was sick. :)
We didn't watch those at school (W&P, Y&M), We watched How We Used To Live and other crap. Never got any juicy videos either. :( Was the bit she was sick at a birth scene, by any chance?

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My Dad used to work for the Electricity Board and was always bringing home their scare tactic films to try out on my brother and I. I can't recall every actually being scared by them though as he used to mention stuff all the time he'd encountered on call outs.

The one about not throwing stones at trains did the job for me though. Wouldn't take a window seat for years.

There was one lad in my class who passed out in front of the whole school when we were rounded up in the hall to watch one of the other health ones once.

What really freaked me out though, and resulted in my whole bedroom being re-shuffled so I couldn't see the wardrobe when lying in bed was the Turin Shroud. First encountered it in some hype filled book on the unexplained nestling in the safe surroundings of UFOs, Yetis and the like. Scared the living bejeepers out of me and had me convinced Jesus was hanging out with my jumpers, ready to come out and do something fairly hideous to me at night. Which means I must have had some really wacky religious education up to that point as he is supposed to be the nice one after all.

Dr Who never got to me as I knew it wasn't real. Although my brother could never listen to Jeff Wayne's musical War of the Worlds.



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Shameful admission: I wasn't scared by Davros, Daleks, slimy monsters or anything of that nature. The Dr Who villain that scared me was....







The Candyman. Shudder. Put me right off Liquorice Allsorts for years...

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Jac wrote:We watched How We Used To Live and other crap.
But did you see the Victorian one with the Swimming Pool scene in? Back in the days they were men only and speedos had not been invented?

Several people in my class got told off for adding things in their drawings of the scene that definitely weren't shown on the tv...



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stark wrote:candyman candyman candyman
Not THAT one, silly!

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Knightmare always scared the bejesus out of me. My friend applied for a few of us to go on the show, but seeing as how we were only 6 at the time they just sent him a Kinghtmare mug and basically said, 'sorry, try again when you're 10 :? ...ah well.
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SimonB wrote:... Although my brother could never listen to Jeff Wayne's musical War of the Worlds.
Vivid memories of listening to that on long car journeys. I *swear* my dad was just trying to scare the bejeezus out of me & my brothers so we'd stay quiet. Either that our we'd *request* it to scare the willies out of each other :twisted:
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Wordy from look and read (the floating orange bloke with letters on his head) used to really unsettle me, loved the program though......

Does anyone remember that bbc halloween special they got in loads of trouble over basically a fake live night at a haunted house with craig charles and sarah green and michael parkinson back in the studio... sort of blair witch but you didn't know it was fake.

Freaked the living daylights out of me.....
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Sickboy wrote:
troutmaster wrote:And the bit where they fall into the cellar, firstly you think its about a 10 foot drop, then you get down there and see its about the height of a milk crate.

There was ten of us in a mates bedroom just rewinding that scene and almost dying of laughter for about 20 minutes - the kind of laughing where you can't breathe, tears are just streaming down your face and your lungs and the back of your head hurts from laughing so much. I'm getting the giggles just thinking about it...
I got that with the "Power of Christ compels you!" scene in The Exorcist. There's something very, very funny about the way they all pause and try to say it at the same time - rather poorly.
Yup - another comedy classic moment :) Anyone else seen something that was meant to be scary, but just made you crack up instead?
And, back to my Public Information Film thing...
- The Beware-Of-Ponds one, voiced by Donald Pleasance and featuring an evil, cloaked figure beckoning some kids (including a young Todd Carty) to fall into some stagnant water and drown. When the kids wander off, the cloak flops into the water with an echoing "I'll be back!"

- The tour of a burnt-out house with a sing-song variant of The House That Jack Built ("This is the room where the children were born, who didn't wake up to see the morn...")

- The pitiless Protect & Survive films, with instructions on what to do with rotting bodies in the house.

- The one where the beflared urchin tries to unwedge a frisbee from the guts of an electrical sub-station and his feet explode ("Jimmeeeeeeeee!")

- The one where the kid is running along a beach barefoot and the film freezes as he's just about to step on a piece of sticky-up glass.

Have a nice day.
I remember a Public Information film they used to show in primary school about the dangers of playing on farms (grew up in a sheepie/cowish dairy farming area). Every time someone got killed they showed a closeup of the teacher taking their nametag off their peg, and the group of kids got smaller and smaller...

Featuring:

- A load of kids jumping up and down on a trailer being towed round a field by a farmer in a tractor. One kid falls under the wheels. Cue first nametag removal.

- Some kid climbing up a large metal gate that's been propped against the wall in a barn. Of course, the gate swings over on top of him. Blood trickles down nose. Teacher removes another tag.

- A group of kids playing hide-and-seek. One kid decides it'd be a good idea to climb over the railings of a slurry pit, she slips, falls in and drowns (eeew).

- Some kids poking around in an old shed, finds an Vimto bottle full of something that probably wasn't Vimto, and one of them decides he's thirsty... Stupid little sod *deserved* to have his nametag removed from his peg :twisted:

- One kid playing on an old tractor thats perched on top of a very steep hill Accidentally knocks handbrake off, rolls down the hill and crashes into a farm building. Teacher probably on the lookout for a new job by now.

Didn't stop us playing on farms though and making dens in the hay etc, we had a bit of common sense you see, even at 7-8 years old :)

- The pitiless Protect & Survive films, with instructions on what to do with rotting bodies in the house.
8O

Didn't see that one. Maybe Jeffery Dahmer and Dennis Nilsen did though. ;)
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70´s daytime TV classic ´Houseparty´ - the presenter woman was frightening! The old bag once coughed up a greenie into her hanky and then proceeded to show it to the camera 8O whilst warning any watching kids about the dangers of smoking.
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We've been chatting about something similiar in the office. Does anyone recall being shown a video on the dangeers of building sites. I sure I remember a foot/shoe being left behind at the end.

very scarey stuff.

Mind you, it didn't stop us from going into building sites tho :D
I did, I'm sure I did.
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