Official Nintendo Fanboy Smugness & Gloating Thread

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I thought Keita Takahashi said Nintendo's Wii smelt funny?
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Nintendo's Kazak localisation guru, Nahwar Neidaszyit, would not be amused.
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zbandito wrote:I don't think there is a camera. Too complex and expensive, too much electrical power and too much CPU power required. I would guess ultrasonic, but I'm not sure how they would work around reflections.
It's probably not a camera, but whilst expense might be an issue I don't think complexity or CPU power would be. All it needs to do is to track the position of two lights from one frame to the next and determine which direction they've moved in, and whether they've moved closer together or further apart. With suitable IR sources and a suitable filter it would be acceptable to assume that the two brightest pixels are the ones that matter, and from then on the calculations are simple.
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Mario Galaxy looks absolutely fucking amazing...Who needs HD and all the rest when something looks as downright beautiful and fun as that.
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Post by Mir Nyet »

Hi,

Anyone else saw the pictures today of the standard dual analog controller that will ship with the Wii?

It looks like an old style SNES controller crossed with a PS2 controller.

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/11/wii-i ... l-console/
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Is this what has become of the shell controller (the one the wiimote was meant to fit into...)

And whats all this 'more hardware details left" nonsense! An Interview is up at IGNWii with perrin Kaplan, check it out if you think im just a crazed fanboy :wink:

And then theres the konami interview (also IGN) with regards to elebits. heres a quote:

..."IGN: Is the hardware as easy to use on the Wii as it was with the GameCube? The two systems are very similar is structure we're told.

Konami: Yes, the structure is very similar to GameCube, but you already knew that. The development was not that difficult, as the Wii system has built in physics simulation. That helped the process. "...

I thought the PPU rumours were trash and dead already?

Colour me confused.
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the classic controller is not bundled with the Wii console, but yeah it looks interesting :)
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Post by zbandito »

Their libraries include some Havok physics stuff; so did the cube. I think that's all it is and people are exaggerating the implications of the inclusion of the software. would be cool if it had a chip, though.
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I thought everyone used havok now anyway....
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Makes sense, The havok engine is shipping with dev kits then? I presumed it was just a stand-alone middleware. I wondered weather ATi had used their physics stuff and included it in the gpu (which im hearing also does sound?) since their next wave of grfx cards will be.

Edit: havok have only just anounced that they will optimize their engine for wii...? So unless Nintendo have some physics APIs within their sdk, why would konami say this? I would have thought konami would write their own engines anyway, especially for such an oddball game.

hmm
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Flabio wrote:I thought everyone used havok now anyway....
Either that or Novodex...

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Nixie wrote:The havok engine is shipping with dev kits then? I presumed it was just a stand-alone middleware.
I'm not sure which, just saw it mentioned that it has been used in GC titles and expected to be used in Wii titles.
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Snakey wrote:I've been looking for something I meant to reply to when I first read it, but I can't find it - ah well, this is as good a place as any.

People were talking about it being 'only 2x gamecube'. Yeah, I was expecting 3x or more. For what the GC cost them back then, I figured similar money would get them 3x-4x. But that was before the official specs came out, and before they got leaked ;)

So it's under 2x gamecube. Yeah I was expecting more but it's not a big deal. It's good enough for what it needs to do.

So I just came up with this (admittedly unlikely) theory, which if true, will make Nintendo KING OF EVERYTHING, EVER.

The thing is costing them far less than the GC did. They haven't announced the price yet, because they want to maximise the WOW factor. Imagine it - they don't tell ANYONE how much it's going to cost. And then on launch day, you walk into your local retailer, and walk out with your Wii for $79.95.

Now THAT would get everyones attention.

And thus, the Wii wipes the floor (snigger) with the competition, and sells 200 million.

.... and then Nintendo issue a press release.

"We spent over a year trying to think up THE most fucking stupid name we possibly could... and we STILL kicked ass."

Only one thing wrong with that theory, and that's that they spent all their R&D budget on the controller...

But wouldn't that kick ass? ;)
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IGN: What is [the Wii’s] price?

Kaplan: We work very hard to get the pricing of components down to produce products and give pricing that makes it affordable for pretty much all consumers. That will be our goal with the Wii console.

IGN: It’s gonna be cheaper, in other words. I think you guys said in the past “at least under $300.”

Kaplan: Let me just say the Wii console will be a price that you will all really like. It will cause you to line up to want to buy it.
You just may be onto something there Snakey :idea:
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Post by Marius »

Gokou-Dragonspirit wrote:Mario Galaxy looks absolutely fucking amazing...Who needs HD and all the rest when something looks as downright beautiful and fun as that.
I know, I would buy this console if only to play Zelda, Mario, a new AC, Wario Ware and the classics...everything else is just a bonus.

Bless Nintendo :)
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Post by phattslagg »

I was talking to the g/f last night about how I am planning to get a DS lite when it comes out in the UK - and she said "And then of course, you'll want a Wii?"

Still took a second to realise what she was talking about, and it still made me laugh :lol:
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