Piss-poor metro ChILD freak names

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EK's 'Kayleigh' admission :D got me to thinking about kid names.

Kayleigh is a lovely name so the EK's did well but my friend is due to spurge her latest sprog in a few weeks. She knows its a boy and wants to call it Elliot. She is English, her husband is English too. Neither of them are Jewish (Elliot is an anglisisation of Elijah), or biblical.

So why the fuck call the kid Elliot? That's a surname. As a christian name its just wrong, so very, very wrong.

Thank you for listening. 8O

If you've got kids what did you call them? If not what would you call them? Especially what might Jeff and Flossie call their love-child?

a) Rosy Adelaide Elizabeth
Isabella Daisy Jane
b) George maybe
c) Sheepiezapper?
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Liz wanted to call our daughter Abigail but I was not at all happy, so we eventually settled on a very safe Jennifer Elizabeth. She has, of course, transmuted it through all the possibilities as she has aged, including the awful Jenni, but has now settled to calling herself, and being called, Jennifer ... which is nice.

PS: When I first met Liz, all her friends called her Beth, until I suggested that it sounded like a horse with a lisp :oops: She has been Liz ever since :D
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koworld wrote:c) Sheepiezapper?
Well, when sleeping people would say "Aww, sheepiezapper recharge!"

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We went through the whole shebang when our first born was on the way. The darling wife seriously considered something from the too-cute-list (Izzy, Peepo, Talulah and - after I drunkenly suggested it after watching ...Wonderful life one evening - Zuzu) but I firmly put my foot down - how could you send your child to school with a name like Talulah? You might as well shoot them in the head at birth quite frankly.

We eventually settled on Samantha as a first name, and then promptly changed our minds two minutes after walking out of the registry orifice. Our daughter has been called Poppy ever since - which is quite a decent middle ground between "too cute" and "too dull"

Anyway, my point? I left it here somewhere... Oh yeah. I actually think that pregnancy affects the brain, and names that you would normally cross the street to avoid start to feel perfectly normal to a highly hormonal eight months pregnant female...

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Elliot? Or Elliott? Either way... there were 2 kids in my year at school with that first name (one of each spelling I gave), and a good mate of mine outside of school was called Elliott also. So that's 3 of them heh...

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Ahchay wrote:
Anyway, my point? I left it here somewhere... Oh yeah. I actually think that pregnancy affects the brain, and names that you would normally cross the street to avoid start to feel perfectly normal to a highly hormonal eight months pregnant female...
She seems absolutely rock solid on the whole 'Elliot' thing. 8O

Your mention of the registry office reminds me of Dad's naming saga. My grandfather was a beery ex-military West Country man. Despatched by Gran to the registry office in Plymouth he took a little detour into a selection of local pubs and betting offices. Sometime later he finally barrels into the registry office, the following account is true:

Grandfather (posh military officer accent): 'Ah right hello there old boy, come to register the birth of me new son'
Registray heaves out the relevant books.
Registrar (1940s chirpy bit-part actor voice): 'Right you are sir, and what's the little nipper's first name?'
GF: 'Oh? Umm, bugger. Can't entirely recall. Do you really need to know?'
R: 'Well it is normal procedure sir.'
GF: 'Right oh, in that case we'll need to think of one then won't we?'
R: 'I don't usually, erm, its not part of my...'
GF: 'Alphabet, we shall use the ruddy alphabet, what's in the A's?'
R: 'Arthur?'
GF: 'Arthur? Yes splendid, the little chap's name is Arthur. Excellent'
R: 'Any middle names sir?'
GF: 'Oh, right, hadn't bargained on that. Lets stick with our old friend the alphabet then shall we? Where next?'
R: 'B sir?'
GF: 'B, yes, splendid, smashing suggestion, B, right, what have we got in B?'
After much brain wracking the two of them could only come up with things like 'Bertie', 'Bernard' and 'Bertram', all of which seemed ridiculous to Grandfather who then suggested they move onto the 'C's. That's why Dad's birth cirtificate says his name is 'Arthur Charles ...' on it.

Grandfather gets home and gives the certificate to Gran. She goes fucking spare and the family are all told in no uncertain times that the child is to be called 'Timmy'. Which they all do to this day.

Then at 18 Dad changed his name by Deed Poll to 'Alec'. 8O
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My parents went apeshit after my brother decided to name his daugher Leah, personally I think it's cool.
IMHO they got no right to critizise anybody, they saddled me with a bunch of Christian names - basically every aunt they didn't want to offend, I luckily managed to persuade the registry office only to have 2 of them in my passport, they readily agreed, guess they considered the space they got for them....
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koworld wrote: So why the fuck call the kid Elliot?
Oh, it's not bad. That's the kid from ET: "EL-EE-UT! EL-EE-UT!
Phooooone hoooome!" Very 80's, very....retro....
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If I had 'em:
girl = Emily
boy = William or Edward
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Mayhem wrote:Personally if I have a daughter, I'd like her to be called Zelda. And no, it's not really to do with the Nintendo game either :lol:
Would it be cruel to call my son Ganondorf? :lol:
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srs ghost wrote:
koworld wrote: So why the fuck call the kid Elliot?
Oh, it's not bad. That's the kid from ET: "EL-EE-UT! EL-EE-UT!
Phooooone hoooome!" Very 80's, very....retro....
:D

Lets hope it doesn't look like ET on admission. 8O
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koworld wrote:
srs ghost wrote:
koworld wrote: So why the fuck call the kid Elliot?
Oh, it's not bad. That's the kid from ET: "EL-EE-UT! EL-EE-UT!
Phooooone hoooome!" Very 80's, very....retro....
:D

Lets hope it doesn't look like ET on admission. 8O
Don't get me started with the name Elliott, it was bad enough having it as a surname when that Film came out :evil: And it certainly is not a good firstname for anyone in my opinion.

If I ever have kids and it's a boy I was going with Jordan (re: Michael Jordan) but since most people in this country would think of Jordan the inflated chest woman i've sorta gone off the idea.

One thing to bare in mind with names is how it sounds with the Surname name, amazing how some just do not work.
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Ely wrote:
koworld wrote:
srs ghost wrote:
koworld wrote: So why the fuck call the kid Elliot?
Oh, it's not bad. That's the kid from ET: "EL-EE-UT! EL-EE-UT!
Phooooone hoooome!" Very 80's, very....retro....
:D

Lets hope it doesn't look like ET on admission. 8O
Don't get me started with the name Elliott, it was bad enough having it as a surname when that Film came out :evil: And it certainly is not a good firstname for anyone in my opinion.

If I ever have kids and it's a boy I was going with Jordan (re: Michael Jordan) but since most people in this country would think of Jordan the inflated chest woman i've sorta gone off the idea.

One thing to bare in mind with names is how it sounds with the Surname name, amazing how some just do not work.
Jordan Elliott sounds a bit, umm, odd. :oops: sorry :oops:

The best firstname/surname combo among my friends is the little baby...

...Tommy Fortune.

I looked at him when Trisha first brought him round, he was all nestled there in his cot and all I could see was him turning into Les Dawson and doing Northern Working Mens clubs 'AND NOW, FOR YER DEELIAGHT AND DELEC'TASHUN, THE MAN WITH ALL TUT LINES...... TOMMMY FORRRRRTUNE!'

He'll probably end up an accountant. 8O
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Post by SimonB »

And don't forget the initials. Do you want your sprog to be cursed with a three or four letter word there?

I've been racking my brains and can't think of anyone I know with "odd" names other than another Kayleigh (who has a sister called Avalon).



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SimonB wrote:And don't forget the initials. Do you want your sprog to be cursed with a three or four letter word there?

I've been racking my brains and can't think of anyone I know with "odd" names other than another Kayleigh (who has a sister called Avalon).



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