favourite swear word?

moobaa · Post by **moobaa** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:19 pm 0

"Pissflaps" got into high rotation after I started visiting here

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:24 pm 0

I side with Jac. For casual swearing, all the usual aglo-saxon monosyllables are fine, but if I'm really upset I tend to get very formal about it. Why call someone a cunt or arsehole? They probably won't even realise you're actually upset with them. Calling someone a bloody idiot seems a lot more effective in actually conveying that they've incurred my displeasure. Being coldly polite is very effective.

That said, on the train on Saturday, I caught my knee a right wallop on on the stanchion holding it up, and with tears in my eyes grated out "Why do I have to be in the Family Carriage where I can't even swear properly!!!!"

Fortunatley, I don't have to do that a lot. I try to stay away from situations where I'm likely to become angry or supset, and away from people who anger me.

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:34 pm 0

It has to be 'Git'. I'd forgotten all about it until I saw 'Only Fools and Horses' last night

Dr. M · Post by **Dr. M** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:48 pm 0

moobaa wrote:"Pissflaps" got into high rotation after I started visiting here

Funnily enough, I say that a fair bit lately.

Good night, everyone.

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:56 pm 0

I've managed to get crap, arse, and piss into my business book. I'm chuffed to bits about that.

And here is one of the examples:

Smart Retail wrote:Are your job descriptions a jargon-filled sack of crap?

This might make you giggle though, I drew the line at bollocking. Hahahahha. Had a real debate with myself over that one.

hairy_pete · Post by **hairy_pete** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:57 pm 0

Us native bavarians are never short of most insulting yet (to outsiders) completely incomprehensible multi-syllable swearing. No need to say Fuck or Cunt round here

EDIT: Recently an insultee lost his court case because the judge found he would have had to understand the insult right there and then in order to feel insulted, rather than have his lawyer explain it to him later

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:01 pm 0

Arsebadgers.

Simon

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hairy_pete · Post by **hairy_pete** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:02 pm 0

Bog wrote:"Why do I have to be in the Family Carriage where I can't even swear properly!!!!"

Yes you can ... come on, the joy in not having children is that you can innocently sabotage other people's parenting efforts

After all, swearing is the absolute FIRST thing the little buggers learn in kindergarten. So what? If it's common use language, then they got to learn it

alexmcchesney · Post by **alexmcchesney** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:02 pm 0

I also like "fucknut" and "arsecandle", thanks to Chris Morris.

stark · Post by **stark** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:48 pm 0

koworld wrote:I've managed to get crap, arse, and piss into my business book. I'm chuffed to bits about that.

And here is one of the examples:

Smart Retail wrote:Are your job descriptions a jargon-filled sack of crap?
This might make you giggle though, I drew the line at bollocking. Hahahahha. Had a real debate with myself over that one.

oh very nice. you have to respect a book that isnt afraid to cuss

matt · Post by **matt** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 2:44 pm 0

snatch

or barse, the part of your bosy between your bollocks and your arse.

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:20 pm 0

Frell, Dren.

stark · Post by **stark** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:26 pm 0

Darkflame wrote:Frell, Dren.

ahhh quality

Mr Resetti · Post by **Mr Resetti** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:57 pm 0

Cunt Monkey is always good.

WHITAKER · Post by **WHITAKER** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:35 pm 0

BOLLOCKS!