favourite swear word?

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koworld wrote:Oh and I've just remembered this one:
Soapy Titwank.
I get that phrase going through my mind each and every time I am introduced to anyone called Sophie.

Oh dear. 8O
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Semprini :twisted:
koworld wrote: Soapy Titwank
heh, Rude Kid from Viz used to crack me up :)
Big Fat Elephant's Fanny
was another favourite ;)
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troutmaster wrote:Semprini :twisted:

Soapy Titwank
Ahhhhhh man, is that where that's from? :? :D
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With a few exception, i generally only swear when playing videogames.
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Swearing's fun. Personally I can't recall the last time a wholesome cuss caused even the mildest offence to me. My immediate circle of friends swear lots and we more often than not refer to each other as a "cunt". Fuck can be placed almost anywhere, so tends to get used in any and all contexts and bollocks is just such a satisfying word that it would be a crime not to use it!

I do notice from time to time that my swearing throws people. At work I tend to swear at a problem until it goes away, and I often get funny looks at parties when I wander in and call my house-mate a cunt. I even got a bollocking from the wife of a chap I work with! She was most unhappy that her husband had started to swear so much and firmly laid the blame at my feet. Obviously, this encouraged me to swear even more during the evening... ;-)

Actually, now I stop and think about it, Yak Yak is about the only forum I've been to in that doesn't frown on the use of colourful language. Thank fuck for that!
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To be honest I find those who feel the need to colour their language with obscenities, wholly devoid in the art of communication...

Oh for fuck sake, I've only gone and spilt my pissing tea all over my mother fucking keyboard! :wink:
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MadHippo wrote:Also pretty girls shouldn't swear - it just seems wrong somehow. Something so nasty eminating from something so nice.
Seeing how "cunt" is so rarely used over here - I was very surprised to see the frequency of it's usage here, and in Ken Loach films - I was super-stoked to find a girly who's not afraid to let rip with a wonderful torrent of abuse that ended with that word :D
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Post by sack »

'fuckmonkey' is strangely relieving and satisfying

either as 'gah - who invited that fuckmonkey?'

or 'FUCKMONKEYS! I'm late'

dunno why - it just rolls off the tongue I suppose...
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"SHIGERU MIYAMOTO, YOU CUNT!!" is doing quite well at the moment given the GBA Zelda boss that is kicking my arse at the moment! :D

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That's a new one on me! ;)
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korruptor wrote:I even got a bollocking from the wife of a chap I work with! She was most unhappy that her husband had started to swear so much and firmly laid the blame at my feet.
I get that a lot, too.
troutmaster wrote:heh, Rude Kid from Viz used to crack me up
I always liked: "PISS UP A ROPE, FUCKSTICK!"


Another good one from Viz that will be forever jammed in my mind:

"Sticky Belly Flap-Cock".
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Jac wrote:
MadHippo wrote: I try not to swear as-such in normal conversation - and if I do, I tend to use SciFi swears, because I'm that much of a geek! Frell, Dren, Smeg, Frac, Felgercarp, Shazbud.. They all work reasonably well.
Ahem. That last should be "Shazbat" with a t. Not that I'm obsessive to the point of having recorded the whole of Mork and Mindy or anything, you understand... :oops:

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All these years I thought it was Shuzbut :p
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korruptor wrote:Swearing's fun. Personally I can't recall the last time a wholesome cuss caused even the mildest offence to me. My immediate circle of friends swear lots and we more often than not refer to each other as a "cunt". Fuck can be placed almost anywhere, so tends to get used in any and all contexts and bollocks is just such a satisfying word that it would be a crime not to use it!
/me high-fives korruptor

Well, exactly. In fact if I want to phone one of my mates, I just have to shout "CUNT!" at my phone, and it dials his number. If I got even remotely offended at being called a cunt, or anything else for that matter, I'd have topped myself years ago :lol:
Sickboy wrote:I swear too much, but I'm not dim. I just enjoy it. That whole 'Oh, it only shows what a limited vocabulary you have...' argument is, quite frankly, a load of old... erm... um...
Yes, what a load of bollocks. My reply to that statement goes something along the lines of "Yea? Well, I obviously know more words than YOU, you arrogant cunt."
Yak wrote:"SHIGERU MIYAMOTO, YOU CUNT!!"
I'm glad you said that :) I was saying just the other day - FUCK "Minter, you cunt" - what about "Miyamoto - you FUCKING CUNT!" :lol:

The word "cock" can be a lot more offensive than "cunt". Because "cunt", is generally meant to mean "I don't like you.", whereas "cock" means "you're a fucking idiot, and I don't like you."

I'd have to agree with Jedburgh, though - The words that are usually considered less offensive, such as "Piss", are usually much more effective. Probably just because they tend to get used less often, or something.

My favourite word, though? Fuck knows. Probably Pissflap, Wankchop, or just plain old Cunt :lol:
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koworld wrote:
troutmaster wrote:Semprini :twisted:

Soapy Titwank
Ahhhhhh man, is that where that's from? :? :D
Adrian Edmonson also had a soap opera called "Soapy Tit Wank" in "How To Be A Complete Bastard" :)
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Darkflame wrote: All these years I thought it was Shuzbut :p
Nope. (And your :P needs to be in upper case btw to work.)

Mork and Mindy is on Paramount every afternoon at 4.30, and lucky me, I get to watch it most days, plus I have them on vid, and I've seen it in print too. That's good enough evidence for me. :D

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