favourite swear word?

Sickboy · Post by **Sickboy** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 2:50 pm 0

moobaa wrote:
koworld wrote:
troutmaster wrote:Semprini

Soapy Titwank

Ahhhhhh man, is that where that's from?
Adrian Edmonson also had a soap opera called "Soapy Tit Wank" in "How To Be A Complete Bastard"

'Semprini' is Python, isn't it? Just some mysterious word that people keep getting arrested for saying...

Or did I dream that?

kroll · Post by **kroll** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 3:42 pm 0

dad-humping cheerfuck

That's from the Filthy Critic (seems to be offline at the moment). Now there's a fellow who knows how to use crudeness effectively.

korruptor · Post by **korruptor** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 4:58 pm 0

Snakey wrote:Well, exactly. In fact if I want to phone one of my mates, I just have to shout "CUNT!" at my phone, and it dials his number.

Spooky. Dave's voice dial is "cunt" on my phone. I would have had a few more people in there but "FatCunt", "SkinnyCunt", "GingerCunt" etc. started getting complicated when I was drunk.

/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...

Sickboy · Post by **Sickboy** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:01 pm 0

korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...

You fackin CANT.

korruptor · Post by **korruptor** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:09 pm 0

Sickboy wrote:
korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.

Keeeeeeeyunt!

illlogickill · Post by **illlogickill** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:08 pm 0

If I forget someone's name whom I don't like, I normally refer to them as "Oddbollocks" or "Fucknut".

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strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:29 pm 0

Sickboy wrote:
MadHippo wrote:Also pretty girls shouldn't swear - it just seems wrong somehow. Something so nasty eminating from something so nice.
Well, to be honest, in the right situation, I find that rather... pleasing.

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:33 pm 0

Welsh people can't say slag

It sort of comes out as 'Slaaa'yooog'

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 7:35 pm 0

EssexBoy · Post by **EssexBoy** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:01 am 0

Wankwipe
Knobwipe
Smegma breath

And on a slightly different tack,

Betty Swollocks

Keef Burtons - rhyming for beef curtains

I do think that you have to go a long way to beat a good 'arse'. Hmm..... sounds a bit S&M, Oh well my secrets out!

haniff · Post by **haniff** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:34 am 0

Well the word I could never use or hate as I think it's
the worst word ever.

NEVER USE THIS WORD EVER PLEASE.

"spastic"

MrsSnake · Post by **MrsSnake** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:39 am 0

haniff wrote:Well the word I could never use or hate as I think it's
the worst word ever.

NEVER USE THIS WORD EVER PLEASE.

"spastic"

I totally agree with Haniff on this one - this particular word and the word "retard" are two I hate the most. One of my brothers has a learning disability and these two particular words are usually directed at people who have a disability. If you use them in front of me then don't expect me to be nice to you.

Anywaay on a lighter note I tend to use the word 'piss' a lot.

Elizian · Post by **Elizian** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:28 am 0

Yak wrote:"SHIGERU MIYAMOTO, YOU CUNT!!" is doing quite well ...

Of things Japanese, Ian Fleming, in You Only Live Twice wrote that the Japanese only have one swear word - shimata - which, allegedly, means "I have made a mistake." I asked some Japanese girls I met on holiday about this and only got embarrassed giggles

But it can be imbued with great feeling in a variety of situations.

Sickboy wrote:I always liked: "PISS UP A ROPE, FUCKSTICK!"

I seem to remember that fuck-sticks came up on YakYak a while ago and I have adopted it as a very useful expletive.

I tend not to swear at people. As someone said earlier, icy-cold dissection of a person's character is so much more effective. Use the power of language, rather than the language of power.

PVB · Post by **PVB** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:52 am 0

haniff wrote:Well the word I could never use or hate as I think it's
the worst word ever.

NEVER USE THIS WORD EVER PLEASE.

"spastic"

As I used to get called this a lot at school I now don't find it that annoying/unpleasant.

'Crap' however, used in the toilet sense, e.g. "I'm going for a -", I really feel uncomfortable with.

Post by **Snakey** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:56 am 0

haniff wrote:Well the word I could never use or hate as I think it's
the worst word ever.

NEVER USE THIS WORD EVER PLEASE.

"spastic"

Well, yes, BUT

1. It isn't really a swear word, is it? A lot of words can be used in a negative way, but that doesn't make them swear words.

2. We are supposed to be talking about FAVOURITE words.

Way to bring another fun thread down, Haniff.