favourite swear word?

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I like a hearty BOLLOCKS now and then, partly because it's uniquely English, and also because if I'm told off for saying it, I know that there's actually an existing ruling that protects my right to BOLLOCKS!

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Other than that, I really want to get into more archaic swearwords, especially the tamer ones. I'd love to be able to cuss like Mr Burns in the Simpsons does...
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I'm bringing flange back in to use here at the moment.




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Snakey wrote: My favourite word, though? Fuck knows. Probably Pissflap, Wankchop, or just plain old Cunt :lol:
Hehe - came across a right arsehole today as I was driving into town. Anyway instead of calling him a wanker I came out with wankchop....didn't half get some funny looks off my mum and sister :lol:
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korruptor wrote:
Sickboy wrote:
korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
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Bluey wrote:
korruptor wrote:
Sickboy wrote:
korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.

/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head. 8O
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Post by mightyzim »

currently I'm using "fucksocks" taken from the B3ta.com site. I seem to like but I don't use it often.
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Bluey wrote:
korruptor wrote:
Sickboy wrote:
korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.

/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head. 8O
/me points at korruptor...

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chaffed fadge
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...hardly a 'cellar door' is it?
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Sickboy wrote:
Bluey wrote:
korruptor wrote:
Sickboy wrote:
korruptor wrote:/me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.

/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head. 8O
/me points at korruptor...

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Monkey bandit.
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Monkey Spanker, surely?!
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...thats two words! :wink:
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