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Bog wrote:

We need bigger fucking guns!
Sometimes you have to compromise on the calibre to achieve the necessary muzzle velocity.

Ranarama on the ST (and maybe other systems, I only saw the ST version) got that hugely right, first couple of shots feeble, second bunch big, messy, slow, third tighter, but still big, last couple look like first but cut through enemies like the proverbial hot knife through butter.
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Well, if I'm to be honest I'll take a 3mm railgun over any 120mm howitzer round anyday.
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Vibrating, molecular thick chain moving at high speed might be good. I remember a Paranoia R&D item that was like this, and as soon as the protective field was shut off, it would drop down under gravity and slice straight through the ground on its way to the Earth's core, taking the hapless clones toes off in the process.

Imagine a gun that could fire repeated rounds of this stuff. It would go through massed ranks of Cyberwotzits and Dalthings like a hot cat through butter..and put more than a dent in the TARDIS.
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arron wrote:Vibrating, molecular thick chain moving at high speed might be good. I remember a Paranoia R&D item that was like this, and as soon as the protective field was shut off, it was drop down under gravity and slice straight through the ground on its way to the Earth's core, taking the hapless clones toes off in the process.

Imagine a gun that could fire repeated rounds of this stuff. It would go through massed ranks of Cyberwotzits and Dalthings like a hot cat through butter..and put more than a dent in the TARDIS.
How can you dent something that doesn't exist in this dimension?
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Driller wrote:How can you dent something that doesn't exist in this dimension?
I don't know. But I'm a scientist. I say we give it a try and see what happens... ;)

[EDIT] I imagine that given the outer shell is in this dimension, the effect would be like cutting a creme egg in half, with the filling coming from a alternative dimensional planet on which the sea is creme egg filling (the white and yellow stuff). This would then result in our planet suddenly finding itself covered in creme egg filling (or TARDIS contents) to a depth of several miles. I guess it will be more fun for the kids who like sweets more than me.

Believe me, Easter will never be the same ever again.. ;)
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1) Pull it into this dimension.

2) Dent it.
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Bog wrote:1) Pull it into this dimension.

2) Dent it.
IIRC, the Earth isn't big enough to contain a fully operational TARDIS. Saying that though the Doctor's type 40 was last fully operational about a thousand years ago ;)
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Not "built", Driller.... "grown" ;)
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Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
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Sir_LANs-a-lot wrote:Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
Presumably, exactly the same at the Doctor is a Doctor of, the Monk is a Monk of, the Valeyard is a Valeyard of, and the Rani...

Your go, HGFB.
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Bog wrote:Not "built", Driller.... "grown" ;)
Indeed :)

I wonder if there;s been a novel etc where someone went to the dimension where the interior of the TARDIS resides. After all it is dimensionally trancendental and supposedly fucking huge, I can imagine a huge fuckoff-sized Timelord docking structure about a billion AU large where every TARDIS interior is stored and each existing without coming into contact with another.

Talking out my arse as usual ;)
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Sir_LANs-a-lot wrote:Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
Mastery.


What is the Doctor a Doctor of?
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Sir_LANs-a-lot wrote:Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
Vader was the Master. Didn't you know ?
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stx wrote:
Sir_LANs-a-lot wrote:Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
Mastery.


What is the Doctor a Doctor of?
I figured it was probably AstroPhysics.

Or something.
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Sir_LANs-a-lot wrote:Question for HGFB:

"What exactly was 'The Master' a master of?"
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