Inane baanter or words of wisdom - you decide...
aureole
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by aureole » Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:06 pm 0
I like a hearty BOLLOCKS now and then, partly because it's uniquely English, and also because if I'm told off for saying it, I know that there's actually an existing ruling that protects my right to BOLLOCKS!
http://www.acc.umu.se/~samhain/summerof ... tcase.html
Other than that, I really want to get into more archaic swearwords, especially the tamer ones. I'd love to be able to cuss like Mr Burns in the Simpsons does...
SimonB
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by SimonB » Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:11 pm 0
I'm bringing flange back in to use here at the moment.
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MrsSnake
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by MrsSnake » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:18 pm 0
Snakey wrote:
My favourite word, though? Fuck knows. Probably Pissflap, Wankchop, or just plain old Cunt
Hehe - came across a right arsehole today as I was driving into town. Anyway instead of calling him a wanker I came out with wankchop....didn't half get some funny looks off my mum and sister
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Bluey
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by Bluey » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:50 pm 0
korruptor wrote: Sickboy wrote: korruptor wrote: /me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.
/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head.
stark
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by stark » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:52 pm 0
Bluey wrote: korruptor wrote: Sickboy wrote: korruptor wrote: /me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.
/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head.
roflmao
mightyzim
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by mightyzim » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:10 pm 0
currently I'm using "fucksocks" taken from the B3ta.com site. I seem to like but I don't use it often.
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Sickboy
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by Sickboy » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:12 pm 0
Bluey wrote: korruptor wrote: Sickboy wrote: korruptor wrote: /me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.
/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head.
/me points at korruptor...
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Jon
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by Jon » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:48 pm 0
chaffed fadge
Jon
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by Jon » Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:49 pm 0
...hardly a 'cellar door' is it?
korruptor
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by korruptor » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:23 pm 0
Sickboy wrote: Bluey wrote: korruptor wrote: Sickboy wrote: korruptor wrote: /me passes a beverage to Snakey and starts the "Cunt", "No! YOU Cunt" conversation...
You fackin CANT.
Keeeeeeeyunt!
Aaahhh... Poodle Plum.
/me strokes Korruptor's fluffy head.
/me points at korruptor...
<Nelson>
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Arse!
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koworld
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by koworld » Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:29 pm 0
Monkey bandit.
korruptor
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by korruptor » Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:45 pm 0
Monkey Spanker, surely?!
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Saint Sandy
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by Saint Sandy » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:48 am 0
...thats two words!
"And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure."