A380 Cockpit

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A380 Cockpit

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http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=0 ... id=0908781

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Hehe, they've molded a pair of breasts into the panel. :)
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I like the way it has a pair of little plates just below the windscreen telling you what the plane's registration number is.

Just in case, you know, you forget what aircraft you just got into ;)
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Considering how often I've seen computers crash, all that tech in a plane is a bit unsettling.
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Post by Kelloggs »

leekfiend wrote:I like the way it has a pair of little plates just below the windscreen telling you what the plane's registration number is.

Just in case, you know, you forget what aircraft you just got into ;)
To be fair, if you drove a different car every day, and you couldn't see the outside from the inside (if you see what I mean), and control towers pestered you every five minutes for details of how much fuel you had remaining and why you had driven into restricted airspace, you'd be thankful for whatever you got!
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Little stoned kiwi wrote:Considering how often I've seen computers crash, all that tech in a plane is a bit unsettling.
Especially when it's obviously a Sinclair QL on the left-hand side running the show.
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Little stoned kiwi wrote:Considering how often I've seen computers crash, all that tech in a plane is a bit unsettling.
A year or two back, when the new ferries were introduced for the Orkney and Shetland runs, the public were allowed to look round them.

It was a bit unnerving to see that all the built in computers on the bridge were running Windows 2000. :?
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I'm scared by that pic. I mean where's the big stick thingies??? 8O
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Ratsoap wrote:
Little stoned kiwi wrote:Considering how often I've seen computers crash, all that tech in a plane is a bit unsettling.
A year or two back, when the new ferries were introduced for the Orkney and Shetland runs, the public were allowed to look round them.

It was a bit unnerving to see that all the built in computers on the bridge were running Windows 2000. :?
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I thought they would have been a bit more discreet showing things like that off what with all the terrorist shenaniggins :?
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TT wrote:I'm scared by that pic. I mean where's the big stick thingies??? 8O
I don't know how to tell you this, but the majority of your average consumer flight is autopilot. :D
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Little stoned kiwi wrote:Considering how often I've seen computers crash, all that tech in a plane is a bit unsettling.
That's why they have pilots (and co-pilots). When the tech fails they are supposed to fly the plane manually. I just hope they still remember how to do that.

P.S. I think the take off and the landing are still manual too and so are the "roller coasters" when hitting a lot of turbulence.
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PFVA wrote: I think the take off and the landing are still manual too and so are the "roller coasters" when hitting a lot of turbulence.
you are right. Well with BA anyway. Can't say for other airlines.
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I'm scared by that pic. I mean where's the big stick thingies???
Airbusses are Fly-by-wire. The big stick thingies are the dinky Quickshot II's next to the seats.

See the panel below the MFC's? My dad makes them in Southend.
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Tepic wrote:
I'm scared by that pic. I mean where's the big stick thingies???
Airbusses are Fly-by-wire. The big stick thingies are the dinky Quickshot II's next to the seats.
So they can only employ left-handed pilots and right handed co-pilots then?

Dead sensible that eh!
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