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Portland · Post by **Portland** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:53 pm 0

Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.

KlaxonCow · Post by **KlaxonCow** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:24 am 0

Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break

They're doing that on all the channels, it seems. The same thing was happening on Sky, while I was watching the Stargate Atlantis re-runs.

Iceland is seemingly going for the "brain-washing blitz" approach to advertising their "bargain bin" wares this Christmas.

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:16 am 0

Fucking hell those Iceland ads. How can this not backfire on them? Can there be a single entity in the entire kingdom who does not despise them by now?

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:04 pm 0

Yak wrote:Fucking hell those Iceland ads. How can this not backfire on them? Can there be a single entity in the entire kingdom who does not despise them by now?

Jason Donovan. His probably will regret doing them next year, though.

Governmentyard · Post by **Governmentyard** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:55 pm 0

Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.

Portland · Post by **Portland** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:59 pm 0

Perfume ads are especially shit this Christmas.

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:22 pm 0

Perfume ads are ALWAYS shit. Either wanky looking blokes trying to look cool or shallow bints caressing giant bottles of stupidly expensive smelly fluid which probably costs about 1/2p a bottle to actually make but which is sold to idiots at a ridiculous markup in stupid-looking containers.

betamax · Post by **betamax** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:21 pm 0

Governmentyard wrote:Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.

They are selling you the concept of Christmas. A dream of a perfect Christmas where everyone is a grinning android twat with perfect coreography and deeply average clothes.

Portland · Post by **Portland** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:07 pm 0

'Bout a mill and a half for the M&S advert just before X factor result - they expect to make it back and then some.

Governmentyard · Post by **Governmentyard** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:29 pm 0

Yak wrote: shallow bints caressing giant bottles of stupidly expensive smelly fluid

I accept that my knob's probably not going to fit all the way into most of them but I'd hesitate to call them shallow until I'd at least had a go.

CableTwitch · Post by **CableTwitch** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:47 pm 0

betamax wrote:
Governmentyard wrote:Last night that 50th Coronation Street episode thing was on, and I was in the room for the first couple of chunks of it. There were adverts, I'd forgotten about those. One was dancing people and it went on so long I was shouting WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ME by the time the Marks and Spencer logo came on.
They are selling you the concept of Christmas. A dream of a perfect Christmas where everyone is a grinning android twat with perfect coreography and deeply average clothes.

What about the grinning iPhone twats? Are they not allowed to Christmas this year or something?

Orava · Post by **Orava** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:19 am 0

Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.

This one?

or this

or indeed this?

Now, same tat but different style:

Who says the class is dead?

Governmentyard · Post by **Governmentyard** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:07 am 0

CableTwitch wrote:
What about the grinning iPhone twats? Are they not allowed to Christmas this year or something?

Christmas? They aren't even allowed oxygen.

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:48 pm 0

Orava wrote:
Portland wrote:Not only are the new batch of Iceland ads particularly shit, but scifi channel had 4 of the fuckers in one ad break - Buffy was abandoned in favour of Angel S2 on DVD.
This one?

"Adding comments has been disabled for this video"

I wonder why?

It is the same for the official Iceland YT channel too.

Ratsoap · Post by **Ratsoap** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:31 pm 0

I'm mildly amused by that ad for some sort of facewash that starts off by saying: 'You wouldn't clean your teeth without a brush, so why your face?'

In my 30 years on planet earth, I have never heard of anyone (who wasn't mental) brushing their face.

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